Only fire you? Honestly, a little tongue-lashing is the least of my worries. I've got Judy Windermere from The Late Bird's Tale attempting to break into my bedroom every other day to swanton-bomb me into oblivion, so I've been paying Aaron Rancaster from Days of Blood and Roses to protect me from her. Then there's Janet Fleming and all of her clones from Villainess, Retry! They have been gang-stalking me in my dreams, devising all kinds of ways to scare the crap out of me, while Janet Fleming keeps decapitating me, only for me to wake up screaming in a cold sweat. I've been paying Rancaster double to thwart their collective machinations on me, so from what I can see, you've got it easy!