Witchpires are real

[Deleted member 84247]

I know I am a witchpire IRL. No this is definitely not chuuni. Now describe your favorite spells to cast I need them for my magic research. Also if you could, give me some of your favorite potions to brew~

 

[Aaqil]

 

[HelloHound]

 

[NotaNuffian]

I know I am a witchpire IRL. No this is definitely not chuuni. Now describe your favorite spells to cast I need them for my magic research. Also if you could, give me some of your favorite potions to brew~

...
I was puzzled at the term "witchpire" and clicked onto this thread.

And then I noticed you as OP and "oh".

Also, do you inherit the weaknesses of both sides as well?

 

[Deleted member 113259]

"ARE YOU THE ONE THAT CURSED THIS LAND BY CREATING DOLLS??!!" ControversialOpinion asked calmly.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

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Fucking hilarious. Now I need @TrashyHuman to teach me a witch spell as a forum witch~

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I was puzzled at the term "witchpire" and clicked onto this thread.

And then I noticed you as OP and "oh".

Also, do you inherit the weaknesses of both sides as well?

There are no weaknesses! Muhahahahaha!

 

[Mellohwa]

Spell: Instant memorizing
Potion: permanent intelligent upgrade

I need it! Urgently!
Do it and send it for me(free) or I'll sue you to the the authority and burn you at the stake!

 

[Deleted member 113259]

Fucking hilarious. Now I need @TrashyHuman to teach me a witch spell as a forum witch~

There are no weaknesses! Muhahahahaha!

language!

 

[AnonUnlimited]

You aren’t, everyone is human. Stop living in fantasy land.

this is for your own food @RepresentingEnvy

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Spell: Instant memorizing
Potion: permanent intelligent upgrade

I need it! Urgently!
Do it and send it for me(free) or I'll sue you to the the authority and burn you at the stake!

I can read fine print....And this is a thread for teaching me spells!

language!

I do speak language, thank you~

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

this is for your own food @RepresentingEnvy

He just doesn't want to get sucked.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

You aren’t, everyone is human. Stop living in fantasy land.

this is for your own food @RepresentingEnvy

What does food have to do with anything!?

 

[AnonUnlimited]

What does food have to do with anything!?

No comment.

 

[Mellohwa]

I can read fine print....And this is a thread for teaching me spells!

Eh.....
So.. you're not an all-knowing witchpire?!

 

[Deleted member 84247]

He just doesn't want to get sucked.

I will only suck my girlfriend~

 

[AnonUnlimited]

I will only suck my girlfriend~

Yea, because you’re not actually sucking blood.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Eh.....
So.. you're not an all-knowing witchpire?!

The scope of my knowledge is vast, but I hunger for more spells! Genderbending @Anon2023 is just one of my few talents~

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Eh.....
So.. you're not an all-knowing witchpire?!

There are no witches, and there are no vampires. She isn’t a witchpire

 

[Mellohwa]

There are no witches, and there are no vampires. She isn’t a witchpire

There are only genderbent Anon.
Badum-tss

 

[Deleted member 84247]

There are no witches, and there are no vampires. She isn’t a witchpire

You are very delusional Anon....

There are only genderbent Anon.
Badum-tss

!!!!!!!!!