BenJepheneT
Syro - Aphex Twin
- Joined
- Jul 14, 2019
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Something happened. Due to special circumstances unable to be explained at this moment without breaking the Geneva Convention, you've been officially recognised as the Prime Minister of Papua New Guinea and have an Asian pregnant husband who identifies as limestone.
Unfortunately, with the price of becoming one with Earth's many minerals, your pregnant husband is now demanding to be your Fatui Housewife. Problem is; as limestone, the universal law states that Earthly minerals are mathematically impossible to be bestowed upon a title as pristine as such.
This isn't even a tradition; it'll create such a paradox that the universe would physically implode under its own weight.
Yet, as you look at the face of your favourite rock, you pain under the torture of not being able to satisfy your lover; and that your future son will never enjoy the pleasure of being the child of a Fatui Housewife.
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1. Would you consider your pregnant limestone husband as a Fatui Housewife?
2. If yes, what would you do to ensure survival? Would you even consider surviving? If not, what would you do to soothe the pain and heartbreak?
3. If your pregnant limestone husband reveals himself to be a traitor of the nation and a spy working under ASEAN to revoke your country's validation under the Oceanic continent, how would you punish him? There's no alternative way; you can only kill your husband.
4. What are your banking details?
5. If you were Edward Snowden back in 2013, how would you go about revealing the NSA files on your own methods? You cannot utilize the same way the original Snowden did, lest you risk a lapse within the timeline and cause a major exodus of homosexual Puerto Ricans. What would you do? Choose a new way but risk failure, or ensure the bad government men reap what they sown at the price of gay bars in Puerto Rico?
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