Why Valentine's Day Sucks

[Hans.Trondheim]

1) I'm single.
2) I'm bitter.
3) Songs on the radio slap the harsh reality on me.
4) Red.
5) My co-teachers' endless and merciless teasing on me to older (single) women. (Not that I don't like 'em; I just wanna be left alone.)
6) My students asking why I am single.
7) Oh you mean I should talk about the effects of Valentine's in the entire society I'm in? Unnecessary expenses related to Valentine'.
8) I have to take over my fellow co-worker's duty in their class because they decided to go on a date with their significant other.
9) Promos on restos require me to have a gf whenever I try to avail it.

 

[Seaspecter]

Last year on Valentine's day I made my wife mac and cheese and dino nuggets for dinner and we ate it while watching anime. Best holiday ever.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Last year on Valentine's day I made my wife mac and cheese and dino nuggets for dinner and we ate it while watching anime. Best holiday ever.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Valentine's day... it still exists?

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Valentine's day... it still exists?

Whatchu talkin' 'bout?

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Whatchu talkin' 'bout?

Nothin’

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Nothin’

What comes after February 13?

 

[Seaspecter]

View attachment 33210

I thought we were sharing my bad.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

I thought we were sharing my bad.

No, no, please go on.

Slap me with yer heartwarming, romantic Valentine's experience with yer wife.

I'm not envious, that one's a vampire. I'm Hans.

 

[RedMuffin]

4) Red.

 

[Seaspecter]

No, no, please go on.

Slap me with yer heartwarming, romantic Valentine's experience with yer wife.

I'm not envious, that one's a vampire. I'm Hans.

It's going to be okay.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

View attachment 33211

It's going to be okay.

I...I can see the light...

 

[Theirl]

Promos on restos require me to have a gf whenever I try to avail it.

Hey take a friend of your what they gon do tell u are not gay?

 

[RedMuffin]

Hey take a friend of your what they gon do tell u are not gay?

I'm pretty damn sure Christians ain't gae.

 

[Bartun]

Oh, I just love Valentine's Day even though I'm a lonely dino. I just want to see people happy.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Hey take a friend of your what they gon do tell u are not gay?

Problem is, I don't wanna take friends whenever I eat. I always end paying for the expenses.

Oh, I just love Valentine's Day even though I'm a lonely dino. I just want to see people happy.

You. Yes, you! Go back to your dino cave. We don't want kind, pure souls here.

P.S.: to the lady dino who will catch Bartun later on, yer lucky.

 

[georgelee5786]

Womp womp, happy valentine's day bro

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Womp womp, happy valentine's day bro

TRAITOR TO THE EMPRAH!!!

 

[TheBestofSome]

I love Valentines Day! All the chocolate's on sale the day after.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

I love Valentines Day! All the chocolate's on sale the day after.

10) I have diabetes. I can't eat chocolate.