Who has the strongest notification addiction?

[owotrucked]

Some people gets scared by the sudden increase of numbered red square appearing on the bell top right corner of their screen.

But for others, we all know that it flood their neurons with an addicting anticipation and delight. Sometimes, pushing even the best of us to post dumb shit.

No one is safe, and even if we all think of ourselves as sane, we are never immune to the terrible toll that SHF takes on us. Look at An0n's journey to rule #2023 or Envy's conquest to become #1 in reaction score and how unhinged they are. Is this a coincidence? No

Who do you think need to get help the most? The winner get therapy provided by the collective inputs of the forum.

Feel free to put your suggestion.

 

[J_Chemist]

Even if you vote for Puppet, the only resolution we'll get is the 30 seconds of peace and quiet before the therapist kicks her out and she's barred from getting another one.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Myself, sadly.

 

[Deleted member 58005]

It's always a delight to see the red icon pop up beside the bell. Even better when there's multiple.

Then you get depressed when it's all "replied to ****'s status that you commented in."

That being said, definitely Anon.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Paul.

 

[owotrucked]

Paul.

I always thought of Paul as a normal guy. I didnt know he had the dark secret of snorting notifications in hidden alleys

 

[RepresentingWrath]

I always thought of Paul as a normal guy. I didnt know he had the dark secret of snorting notifications in hidden alleys

There are a whole lot of things you didn't know about Paul.

 

[Seaspecter]

It might be me, I refresh the page so much the day I release a chapter the site thinks I’m a bot.

 

[owotrucked]

It might be me, I refresh the page so much the day I release a chapter the site thinks I’m a bot.

I meant the forum notification, but I guess most authors are guilty of that when they start out

 

[AnonUnlimited]

well, I admit. I need booba therapy.
Maybe some sexual healing too.

 

[Seaspecter]

I meant the forum notification, but I guess most authors are guilty of that when they start out

I should probably quit reading this on my phone, I keep missing important details like this.

 

[owotrucked]

I should probably quit reading this on my phone, I keep missing important details like this.

It's not your fault, my post isn't explicit enough

well, I admit. I need booba therapy.
Maybe some sexual healing too.

ask K5R

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Some people gets scared by the sudden increase of numbered red square appearing on the bell top right corner of their screen.

But for others, we all know that it flood their neurons with an addicting anticipation and delight. Sometimes, pushing even the best of us to post dumb shit.

No one is safe, and even if we all think of ourselves as sane, we are never immune to the terrible toll that SHF takes on us. Look at An0n's journey to rule #2023 or Envy's conquest to become #1 in reaction score and how unhinged they are. Is this a coincidence? No

Who do you think need to get help the most? The winner get therapy provided by the collective inputs of the forum.

Feel free to put your suggestion.

Why am I on here?! Baka! I am completely sane and I don’t understand how I could be on here at all!!!
It’s definitely @RepresentingEnvy .

 

[Deleted member 54065]

I'm happy getting notifs.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Why am I on here?! Baka! I am completely sane and I don’t understand how I could be on here at all!!!
It’s definitely @RepresentingEnvy .

I didn't even realize this thread happened! I don't need therapy! Everyone else is crazy!

 

[Deleted member 54065]

I am completely sane

I don't need therapy! Everyone else is crazy!

 

[Deleted member 84247]

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This picture isn't even good evidence. The one here that needs therapy is Paul. Just look at him in the corner.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

This picture isn't even good evidence. The one here that needs therapy is Paul. Just look at him in the corner.

Just a normal behavior of an esteemed member of the SOBL (Society of Buttocks Lovers).

Also, evidence of a @Paul_Tromba insanity...

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Just a normal behavior of an esteemed member of the SOBL (Society of Buttocks Lovers).

Also, evidence of a @Paul_Tromba insanity...

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Pretty strong case VS Paul. Yea, I am perfectly alright. Plus, a mortal is ill equipped to give a vampire queen therapy. They can't understand the pain.

Imagine the pain of not being able to tell that comeback to Galileo Galilei because he is dead! You could never understand!

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Pretty strong case VS Paul. Yea, I am perfectly alright. Plus, a mortal is ill equipped to give a vampire queen therapy. They can't understand the pain.

Imagine the pain of not being able to tell that comeback to Galileo Galilei because he is dead! You could never understand!

Indeed. I'm just but a mortal, I can't help you Lady Envy.

All I can offer is [Redacted]