There has been some confusion about how to handle the story submitting process. It works like this. First, you press X then speak into the microphone hidden in your mouse. Please dictate your story in its ENTIRETY. When you are finished, press return.
A memetic thought form mounts a quoka clad in bright steel armor. It travels paths unknown to light where foliage has forgotten how to bloom. Your story is then fed to The MAW. As for what happens to the quoka... well... let's just say a trapdoor opens and he sips the winter wine no more.
The MAW then interprets your story based on the Story Approval Queue Department mission statement, "Our prey is hope itself and not a single scrap can be allowed to escape our clutches."
Then the request is translated into text and forwarded to Tony who usually just auto approves because he is drunk all the time.
We hope this clarifies the process.