Which Chaos God would your MC follow?

[Rhaps]

A fun question for all authors, if your MC has to follow a Chaos God in Warhammer 40k, who would they most likely align themselves with?

Tzeentch: The Changer of Ways, who fuck over everyone else including themselves. Embodies how fate can be change, destiny can turn for the worse or better, Hope, all around fuckery.

Knorne: the Blood God, murder murder murder ultra murder. Embodies the brutality of war, the madness of destruction, honor, survival of the fittest.

Nurgle: the Plague Lord, who hands out diseases and rot for everyone without discrimination. Embodies diseases, rot, stagnation, that five days old salad in your fridge, the end, finality.

Slaneesh: the Prince of Pleasure, who gets off on every kinks ever existed and will come to be. Embodies pleasure, pain, torture, the excess of emotions, every nice emotions you feel.

Malice: he doesn't exist I am in your walls

 

[Kamelingil]

He doesn't need to follow the Chaos God, the Chaos God will follow him instead

 

[Rhaps]

He doesn't need to follow the Chaos God, the Chaos God will follow him instead

Got it... lemme check my notes...

Yup, Gork and Mork it is.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

He doesn't need to follow the Chaos God, the Chaos God will follow him instead

You know an author has messed up with their story creation when this is one of the statements that characterizes their MC.

 

[Kamelingil]

You know an author has messed up with their story creation when this is one of the statements that characterizes their MC.

I wasn't, I thought it was cool

 

[APieceOfRock]

BLOOD FOR THE VAMPY GOD!
SKULL F--

 

[georgelee5786]

40k, neat. Khorne. My antagonist would follow Malal(there's an old name for you)

 

[Sola-sama]

Mordred from my Soul Venerable would follow Tzeentch, but he also have some aspect of Khorne since he's specialized in murder. choices choices...

 

[Rhaps]

You know an author has messed up with their story creation when this is one of the statements that characterizes their MC.

This isn't a thread to diss each other, this is a fun thread, Puppet.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

My main character would definitely be tied to Slaneesh. Slaneesh is the closest to the Stars in personality and goals. Nurgle is too close to the Goddess Diarrhea, while Khorne is too wrathful and battlehungry. Does not quite mesh with my character's ideals or personality. Tzeentch's contradictory nature, while the MC would admire them for such vast quanities of color, would be too much for my MC's short life to desire following them.
Slaneesh for sure.

 

[Rhaps]

My main character would definitely be tied to Slaneesh. Slaneesh is the closest to the Stars in personality and goals. Nurgle is too close to the Goddess Diarrhea, while Khorne is too wrathful and battlehungry. Does not quite mesh with my character's ideals or personality. Tzeentch's contradictory nature, while the MC would admire them for such vast quanities of color, would be too much for my MC's short life to desire following them.
Slaneesh for sure.

Sol in bdsm gear when?

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

This isn't a thread to diss each other, this is a fun thread, Puppet.

@Rhaps I know... I'm just up too late and my inhibitions when I see poor writing being hinted at are nonexistent.

 

[Sola-sama]

Nurgle is too close to the Goddess Diarrhea,

I'd be appalled if I were known to be the god of shit (feces, fecal matter, etc)

 

[Rhaps]

Mordred from my Soul Venerable would follow Tzeentch, but he also have some aspect of Khorne since he's specialized in murder. choices choices...

From the sheer amount of information you put in your chapters, if I lose focus for a bit I would be confused. Tzeentch it is.

 

[Sola-sama]

From the sheer amount of information you up in your chapters, if I lose focus for a bit I would be confused. Tzeentch it is.

Damn this is the best compliment I had in all these years. Thanks >/////<

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Sol in bdsm gear when?

You know what?
Maybe next month!

I'd be appalled if I were known to be the god of shit (feces, fecal matter, etc)

@Sola-sama Well... the goddess arose from the collective distress and suffering from hundreds of thousands of babies, men, women, and others shitting to death, growing jaundiced due to lack of nutrients and water all going out the rear end. Not to mention internal bleeding in your guts and gut parasites. Nothing to be appalled at when the pain of shitting is literally your mother...

 

[Corty]

And if you say Big-E is not qualified, explain Saint Celestine to me. You heretic scum.

 

[Iamnotabot]

The god emperor and the omnissiah

 

[Rhaps]

And if you say Big-E is not qualified, explain Saint Celestine to me. You heretic scum.

So what, your corpse of an Emperor means nothing.
shh, this is a ploy to root out the heretics

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Where's my love for Slaneesh?
Under his domains are hedonism, narcissism, indulgence, perfectionism, vanity...
Come on people. I can't be the only one to appreciate the fact that they have some of those qualities.