What's the dumb but funniest thing you did in your life

[Ivantamua]

Or you seen or heard

 

[Corty]

That my opinion matters to others.

 

[Indicterra]

My friend tried to cheat on a exam, he did this by writing the name of authors and their famous work in a small piece of paper and glued it behind calculator.

He got caught the moment he stepped inside exam hall by the teacher.

How? Because MF brought a calculator to an English exam?

 

[Sabruness]

My friend tried to cheat on a exam, he did this by writing the name of authors and their famous work in a small piece of paper and glued it behind calculator.

He got caught the moment he stepped inside exam hall by the teacher.

How? Because MF brought a calculator to an English exam?

bruh, was he attempting some sort of 4D self-boning or something?

 

[RedMuffin]

Being born.

A muffin life is hard, I've to watch my back to not get eaten by a passerby.

 

[Indicterra]

bruh, was he attempting some sort of 4D self-boning or something?

Nahhh he is not that bright, he is a good guy.

His heart is in right place, but mind ....not so much

 

[Nevafrost]

I was dancing and jumping like crazy in the classroom because the teacher wasn't there. It was raining and we assumed he wouldn't come. We were singing on top of our lungs and were having a blast. Then, the whole class went silence and I was like "nani?". When turned around I saw my teacher looking at me with shocked eyes. That's because I was doing the "exorcism" pose.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Worked in a place that used satellite comms. Our tech was designed with the curvature of the Earth in mind. Yet, somehow there was a flat Earther there. Bruh.

 

[esThr]

Worked in a place that used satellite comms. Our tech was designed with the curvature of the Earth in mind. Yet, somehow there was a flat Earther there. Bruh.

A red spy in the blue team at its finest

 

[Nevafrost]

Worked in a place that used satellite comms. Our tech was designed with the curvature of the Earth in mind. Yet, somehow there was a flat Earther there. Bruh.

 

[Indicterra]

A red spy in the blue team at its finest

Didn't believed those kind of people exist until I made insta account

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I have a list.

 

[RedMuffin]

Worked in a place that used satellite comms. Our tech was designed with the curvature of the Earth in mind. Yet, somehow there was a flat Earther there. Bruh.

Actually, Earth doesn't exist.

By observing something, it collapse into existence for you, but it actually doesn't exist since it's only a quantum illusion that our three-dimensional minds have accepted.

So what you observe as "Earth" is actually an illusion that the first sentient being conceptualized, and the second sentient being accepted it as reality, so it collapsed into existence and the third and fourth and so on sentient beings also observed it and believed that the illusion is the truth, now we ourselves are also sentient quantum illusions that believe in those illusions, and the only way to escape from this illusion is for every sentient being to stop observing the world, in other words, WE HAVE TO KILL EVERYONE TO ESCAPE FROM THIS DREAM AND SEE THE REAL WORLD!

 

[WeissBlatt]

Being born in Latin America.

 

[Nevafrost]

Actually, Earth doesn't exist.

By observing something, it collapse into existence for you, but it actually doesn't exist since it's only a quantum illusion that our three-dimensional minds have accepted.

So what you observe as "Earth" is actually an illusion that the first sentient being conceptualized, and the second sentient being accepted it as reality, so it collapsed into existence and the third and fourth and so on sentient beings also observed it and believed that the illusion is the truth, now we ourselves are also sentient quantum illusions that believe in those illusions, and the only way to escape from this illusion is for every sentient being to stop observing the world, in other words, WE HAVE TO KILL EVERYONE TO ESCAPE FROM THIS DREAM AND SEE THE REAL WORLD!

Right, right!
I understand everything you said.
Couldn't agree more.

 

[MintiLime]

When I was little I pulled out my tooth and said my stuffed animal did it. I was convinced that lie would work. Wonder why it didn’t… hmmmmm….

 

[georgelee5786]

When I was a kid, I saw a fountain and approached it. I didn't notice the ground around the fountain was actually water with a bunch of grass floating on it. Fell right in

 

[Navillus]

A few years ago, I was trying to make a walking taco with some left overs from the day before at like midnight and I forgot every one of the ingredients and put an unopened bag of chips in the microwave.... I panicked when it started on fire Haha

 

[Jet]

I don't know about the funniest, but can tell about the coolest. I always enjoyed setting various records. Like not sleeping for 5days straight to grind in a mmo. Surviving on a carrot or a cucumber every two weeks for almost 3 months. Doing 1k squats in a go, 1k burpees in a go and such. Testing limits, ever fun!

Anyway, once I wanted to pee in the morning on my way to school. It was like 7 30 am or something. I wanted quite a bit but then I thought... To hell with that, how long can I hold on for? Well, I had lasted till the evening... Around 8-9pm! While this was dumb as hell, I was a kid and had no clue that I could literally burst my bladder?... Thing is, what I sensed was simply incomprehensible. Even jumping with a chute was but a modicum of that ineffable bliss I experienced when I let it go. Decades have passed since then but it was such a heaven unimaginable that I can't picture ever one upping that.