What would you write?

LuoirM

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A guy named Jeff (kudos if you get the reference) was really happy you helped him write up the divorce paper with his 3rd wife and offered you a magical piece of paper.

The magical thing is, whatever you write will this paper will be broadcast to all author around the world, they'll understand and read it at least once in their life despite the language barrier. So you could write in your language something that English couldn't really represent.

Your message will be
forever engrave in every author/writing platform. It'll be print on papers, it'll be flashed on writing sites, hell, maybe even porn sites if they have writing on it.

From now until the end of mankind, until the inevitable heat death of the universe, your message would be the last thing standing.

It's too good, what's the catch?!

The catch is that the paper Jeff gave is too small and you can only write one sentence or give one advice! And don't cheat by writing the entire Shakespeare without using and comma you Chinese sly fuck.

What would you write?


Our first engravement would be from Corty.
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LuoirM

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Note: There's no promise they'll follow it, but they'll definitely remember it.
 

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"Harems without any fucking make no sense."

No idea why it's so popular to write about having loads of women and then not have fade to black/implied fucking scenes at minimum. Is your MC running an adult daycare?
Write power couples, the superior relationship form.
 

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"Harems without any fucking make no sense."

No idea why it's so popular to write about having loads of women and then not have fade to black/implied fucking scenes at minimum. Is your MC running an adult daycare?
Write power couples, the superior relationship form.
I've never been a fan of harem content.

Id probably write a scathing review about some low quality copper.
 

ConansWitchBaby

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Turns out that there are bugs crawling under our skin. Just our technology wasn't able to detect them. Being all fleshy and stuff.
 
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John_Owl

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"I'm the one stealing your socks, not the dryer gnomes! Good luck finding or stopping me!!"

Or go for the classic "I am God. Your religion is correct. I'm sorry this took so long, I was on vacation."
 

Justhetip...

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"I'm the one stealing your socks, not the dryer gnomes! Good luck finding or stopping me!!"

Or go for the classic "I am God. Your religion is correct. I'm sorry this took so long, I was on vacation."
But what about the polytheistic folk?
 

RepresentingAnti-Representings

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But with all honestly, if it were to become the most famous sentence in all of existence, then I think this is the correct option:

"The freedom of one ends where the freedom of another begins."
 
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