What technique have you mastered?

[Motsu]

None yet for me... currently trying to master the Ultimate Queef Jutsu from Master Oogway...

 

[PhillisCreziles]

I've mastered the technique of alliteration in writing.

 

[lnv]

None yet for me... currently trying to master the Ultimate Queef Jutsu from Master Oogway...

Petting a cat! What else do I need to know?

 

[BubbleC]

Turning lights on/off with my feet.
I can also open/close refrigerator doors with my feet too.

 

[BenJepheneT]

I can fap with both hands. Genuinely surprised some people can't.

 

[Deleted member 45782]

almost got my turtle follow me without pattern or food.
master in laziness procrastination.

 

[WasatchWind]

The ability to replicate the sound of a steam train.

 

[gaylolis]

My technique is being lazy all the time.

 

[Deleted member 52929]

procrastinating by playing the sims 4 for hours on end.

 

[Napelynn]

I have freetime.

 

[Deleted member 49654]

Turning lights on/off with my feet.
I can also open/close refrigerator doors with my feet too.

Me too. I am a master in this domain. I can pick up dropped objects with my feet like papers, pens, etc, as well.
I can accurately get lost in urban areas too.

 

[CadmarLegend]

None yet for me... currently trying to master the Ultimate Queef Jutsu from Master Oogway...

Ultimate procrastination.

 

[Motsu]

Ultimate procrastination.

C'MON FIT THAT THICK AND HARD WRITING IN YOUR WIDE SCHED"HOLE".

 

[Deleted member 45782]

Ultimate procrastination.

Pretty much. Trying to bust of that mode. + Distractions.

 

[CadmarLegend]

Pretty much. Trying to bust of that mode. + Distractions.

 

[Deleted member 45782]

No.

 

[CadmarLegend]

No.

My heart wrenches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

[FoxxieFox]

I can breathe without using my hands.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Queef

Are you guys interested in what this means?

 

[Deleted member 45782]

Are you guys interested in what this means?

me googling it rn.

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