What should this puppet feed the dog?

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I saw HelloHound asking what she should eat for breakfast, but you see, I saw none of the good ol' fashioned fare of this cursed toy's youth. What should we feed the dog to get some meat on 'er bone?

 

[Deleted member 113259]

muffin

 

[DonHon]

The soul of a 4 or below year old child

 

[Rhaps]

cacao free dark chocolate

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

The soul of a 4 or below year old child

"Gasp," this puppet gasps dramatically. Truly horrifying!
Wipes a tear from her button eyes (not her own, of course), it's absolutely beautiful!

 

[NotaNuffian]

My dick.

It's fun sized.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

cacao free dark chocolate

Wowser! Gee sir, how does that even work!? Cacao-free dark chocolate?

My dick.

It's fun sized.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa... I didn't mean that twisted.

 

[Deleted member 113259]

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Whoa, whoa, whoa... I didn't mean that twisted.

Oh no! @NotaNuffian said something gross and perverted! What a shock to us all.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Oh no! @NotaNuffian said something gross and perverted! What a shock to us all.

It was a shock to me... somehow he gets me every time.

 

[BigBadBoi]

The soul of a 4 or below year old child

My dick.

It's fun sized.

Damn, didn't know you were Canadian.

 

[Iamnotabot]

My dick.

It's fun sized.

Great way to get castrated buddy

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Love. That's what Chinese call dog food

 

[Seaspecter]

These squiggly things I found.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Damn, didn't know you were Canadian.

I don’t understand the Canadian reference… the photo is funny though!

 

[BigBadBoi]

I don’t understand the Canadian reference… the photo is funny though!

Obscure running joke in the net that canadians make dogs lick their sausages because it is technically considered legal and not beastiality there. Mostly on international forums to shit on them when they get uppity and start shitposting too hard.

 

[ACertainPassingUser]

I usually feed ma dog some alternative branching path of some gigantic universe, either the ones that cross-branched with another univer or the simple and pure branching universe.

a.k.a Fanfic, feed the dog by sacrificing world of Fanfic.

Fanfic world is delicious as It include original hero and the alternative overpowers Mary Sue ones from the Fanfic author. Eating 2 Main character at the cost of one, fcking delicius.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

I usually feed ma dog some alternative branching path of some gigantic universe, either the ones that cross-branched with another univer or the simple and pure branching universe.

a.k.a Fanfic, feed the dog by sacrificing world of Fanfic.

Fanfic world is delicious as It include original hero and the alternative overpowers Mary Sue ones from the Fanfic author. Eating 2 Main character at the cost of one, fcking delicius.

Ma'am, the dog ate my homework and my fanfic!