What powers would Jesus have?

MarekSusicky

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Sometimes I have the strangest thoughts. If the story was litrpg with system from god, what powers would Jesus have? Any ideas? :blob_hide:
 

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Definitely healing powers, curing debilitation such as blindness and other disease, and to keep him balanced his resurrections of other people should be kept to a minimum, maybe only the grieving and extremely faithful can rouse the effect out of him. Water walking is a must, a passive ability he can turn on and off. The the ability to conjure food would be good for camping or helping towns that are starving. Now his greatest ability would obviously be self resurrection. It takes 3 days but he gets a huge power boost when he has been resurrected.

His weapon of choice could be a whip maybe? pretty sure he uses that in like a market or something. So he's like a Holy Indiana Jones almost. Could also steal things from other biblical characters to give to him though, Like a sling maybe? "He who is without sin may cast the first stone" Well Jesus is without sin so obviously he is allowed to be slingin' them thangs.
 

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Pick up any book of classical mythology. Pick any character. Bingo - he's got that. Turn inorganic matter to food? Yep. Walk on water? Yep. Heal the injured/dieing/dead? Yep. Expel demons? Yep. Travel great distances just by walking (and bring others along)? Yep. Talk to supernatural beings? Yep. Turn water to wine? Yep.
Though shapeshifting, flight and super-strength never show up in the Gospels, they are not out of the realm of possibility. Really any power but invulnerability is fair game (since he needs to be sacrificed for the good of all, that one would be counter-productive).
 

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conjure food
Not so much conjure but replicate and transfigure. He needs some raw material to work with.
His weapon of choice could be a whip maybe? pretty sure he uses that in like a market or something. So he's like a Holy Indiana Jones almost. Could also steal things from other biblical characters to give to him though, Like a sling maybe? "He who is without sin may cast the first stone" Well Jesus is without sin so obviously he is allowed to be slingin' them thangs.
He flips over tables at the market with his bare hands. I don't see Jesus with any weapons. He might throw a sandal if he gets extremely upset, but even that is pushing it. He'd just be giving his sandals away instead.
 

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Extremely good at making furniture. Can install flooring in your new home. A profesional when it comes to sanding and applying varnish. Can even install cabinets. Can't do electrical.
 

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He'd be a reality warper same as Franklin Richards, that or maybe a time traveler
 
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