What is the stupidest apocalypse you can think of?

[gaylolis]

I've come across Zombie Apocalypse and something like Fallout stuff over and over, but if you can think of any stupid apocalypse, what will you come out with?

 

[Amok]

apocalypse where 70% of male orgasms birth rapidly-expanding all-consuming demons instead of sperm.

 

[ABCGUY]

It rains dinosaurs

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Weaponized plants via natural explosives

 

[K_Jira]

people turn into slimes

 

[Deleted member 87036]

 

[Deleted member 58005]

Everyone's favorite waifus come to life

 

[CarburetorThompson]

The one where humans trap themselves on earth and slowly die of lack of resources, because they accidentally created a field of space debris around the upper atmosphere. It’s stupid because we are almost at that point already.

 

[Amok]

The one where humans trap themselves on earth and slowly die of lack of resources, because they accidentally created a field of space debris around the upper atmosphere. It’s stupid because we are almost at that point already.

who cares iphone420 is coming out

 

[AnonUnlimited]

The one that's happening right now. Inflation apocalypse.

 

[Lloyd]

Everything becomes really slippery

 

[Amok]

It rains dinosaurs

tbh this might instead solve world hunger

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

I've come across Zombie Apocalypse and something like Fallout stuff over and over, but if you can think of any stupid apocalypse, what will you come out with?

Kim Jong Un killing people with a dildo in the post nuclear era

 

[gaylolis]

Kim Jong Un killing people with a dildo in the post nuclear era

ah, classic lincoln

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

Carnivorous Jam.

 

[Ymadthepirate]

peanut butter sandwiches attack the world

 

[georgelee5786]

When someone touches grass, their genitals spontaneously combust, killing them.

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

Attack of the lolis!

 

[Sabruness]

Kim Jong Un killing people with a dildo in the post nuclear era

reminds me of the tale of the reputed incompetent russian officer who used to beat his subordinates with sex toys as a means of punishment whenever they broke his rules.

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

reminds me of the tale of the reputed incompetent russian officer who used to beat his subordinates with sex toys as a means of punishment whenever they broke his rules.

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