What is that one BS item that your character has access to?

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Probably the god computer called Deus ex Machina. It basically regulates the entire multiverse ever existed, in past, present, future and all the infinite parallels. it's only limitation was its incapability of destroying itself and its master (and perhaps relinquishing the master's control as well). otherwise all the most ridiculous thing and entropy you can think of can manifest to reality, if the master desired so. though they mostly just want it orderly and balanced for the most part.

the MC was the so-called master and while technically they can manipulate every single thing to their heart's content, but refuse to do so because it ain't fun anymore. instead, they would incarnate with different personas every single time. some would bring one aspect of the Machina unlocked, which was known as cheats or golden finger. while in others, they simply live as an ordinary person, but can decide which kind of world they'd be comfortable with. the possibilities are endless.

there's also one hobby of the master, if they wanted to manifest their madness, they would create a 'sandbox' with the Machina's capability and wreak havoc to their heart's content, without disturbing the balance of the entire planes.

they'd also start with most of their memories about their real identity obscured, and will remember it again, as they continue living.

when their current incarnation finished their traversal, they'd rejoin back to the main body, and after digesting the experience with the Machina's help, they will repeat the cycle once more.
 
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A chicken plushie named Obby who has many mysterious powers. He flies. He follows you around. He runs away so you can chase him. He glows and changes color. He's waterproof and fireproof and highly resistant to dragon teeth. And he has a built-in tracking device so that you can find him when Iggy forgets that he buried him in the sandbox.
 

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You know how sometimes a character will get some item whose effects are far too vague to be practical but so overpowered and broken that it could have any number of bullshit abilities? Yeah, that's a Bullshit item. You may have more than one Bullshit item, but what is the main one that your character has and either doesn't use or uses too much? why do they use or don't use the item? I'll go first: Claidheamh, a sword capable of absorbing any form of magical energy into itself that can be released in a controlled strike at will. Its blade glows an ethereal purple color similar to the Danganronpa blood and comes with matching ethereal armor. My MC would rather use a revolver because it's easier just to shoot the enemy than to fight them in melee combat.
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Did you mean: A towel?
 
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A Log of the story he was reincarnated in. He's able to rewrite certain events as long as it is somewhat related to the actual protagonist
 
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You know how sometimes a character will get some item whose effects are far too vague to be practical but so overpowered and broken that it could have any number of bullshit abilities? Yeah, that's a Bullshit item. You may have more than one Bullshit item, but what is the main one that your character has and either doesn't use or uses too much? why do they use or don't use the item? I'll go first: Claidheamh, a sword capable of absorbing any form of magical energy into itself that can be released in a controlled strike at will. Its blade glows an ethereal purple color similar to the Danganronpa blood and comes with matching ethereal armor. My MC would rather use a revolver because it's easier just to shoot the enemy than to fight them in melee combat.
The bottomless bag. A bag, which is enchanted to be... bottomless. Like a black hole, which you can use for storage. I don't know when I first got the idea, but I reuse it for all of my fantasy stories. :sweating_profusely: :sweating_profusely: :sweating_profusely:
 

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Items are more interesting than super powers IMO. More limitations keep things interesting.

Also, arrests everyone for breaking the laws of physics.?
 

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You know how sometimes a character will get some item whose effects are far too vague to be practical but so overpowered and broken that it could have any number of bullshit abilities? Yeah, that's a Bullshit item. You may have more than one Bullshit item, but what is the main one that your character has and either doesn't use or uses too much? why do they use or don't use the item? I'll go first: Claidheamh, a sword capable of absorbing any form of magical energy into itself that can be released in a controlled strike at will. Its blade glows an ethereal purple color similar to the Danganronpa blood and comes with matching ethereal armor. My MC would rather use a revolver because it's easier just to shoot the enemy than to fight them in melee combat.
In my case it is his pet. Even though it is just as strong as the MC (same mage rank, just different elements), it's racial strait makes it op.

By the moment the MC accepted the inheritance, the snake has lived his past trough dreams. But not only that, it has also seen multiple potential future routes, that it underwent with the MC together. [The only thing it hasn't seen is the current path.]

But how much trust should one have into such a pet? After all it might have your best overall interest in mind, but those might not be your current ones. For example, the pet knows no matter what you try, you and that girl were never meant for each other, so why not sacrifice the one you loved to reach your overall goal. After all, the pet knows you will find your new love somewhere latter, and will get over her.

On the other hand, the pet must question itself as to how much it should reveal about those futures. After all, it could tell you this person will betray you, this person won't. But by doing so, the MC would become overly reliant on the latter.

That's why the pet rather keeps its mouth shut then tell him the truth, while also nudging the MC to the future the pet wants to see.
 
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