What is a mountain you'd 100% die on? (no derail pls)

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I'd like to go back in time to the summit of the Toba supervolcano as it erupts, to see if it would send my body to space, beating out Yuri Gagarin by over 70000 years.
 

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My hometown mountains. I don't need even go 30 km to get to those.
 

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Considering my cardio, anything like 3 flights of stairs or greater would probably take me out.
 

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Some of y'all are naming mountains cuz most hills aren't worth dying on. If I had to pick a hill though, I would choose Gibeath-Haaraloth, the place mentioned in Joshua 5:3 of the Bible, literally translating to "Hill of Foreskins."
 

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Some of y'all are naming mountains cuz most hills aren't worth dying on. If I had to pick a hill though, I would choose Gibeath-Haaraloth, the place mentioned in Joshua 5:3 of the Bible, literally translating to "Hill of Foreskins."
Damn, so that's where it went :blob_pat_sad:
 

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What is the name of the hill the Fellowship fought on when Boromir perished? I feel like that'd be a good hill, and Id probably not do well fighting Uruk-hai.
 

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So... guys trip? Gotta get back what was stolen?
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There was another thread with this question before, but it was weirdly derailed with people talking about politics of all things. Anyway, for me it would mt Everest, definitely. Mt Fuji would be kinda neat too, but it's a bit crowded so it's not 100%, more like 60%. no cliffs tho
Any mountain not on Earth.
 

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Probably Kalkajaka, aka Black Mountain, in Australia. It's one of the most dangerous mountains on earth because it isn't a giant hunk of rock like most mountains. It's actually a mountain-sized pile of boulders. Because of this, being on it, or even anywhere near it, is extremely dangerous because the slightest hint of pressure in the wrong place could end up causing an avalanche.



So yeah, I'm pretty sure I'd die there.

Edit: I'd probably die on Ball's Pyramid too. Just look at that place. There are obviously unspeakable Lovecraftian horrors living on that thing.

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Is it derail if I answer my mountain of laundry…?
 

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I would die on Rheasilvia (which shares the name of the crater it sits in). That mountain on Vesta is jealous of the comfortable thick atmosphere at the summit of Olympus Mons, and is about equally tall.
 

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Hmm... I'd rather just not die on a mountain.
But looking up the most dangerous mountain returns Annapurna I. So I think I probably would die there.
 
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