What are your favorite ways to disrespect the English language?

[gaylolis]

English can be nonsensical and irritating sometimes with their rules.

At one point, you probably feel the need to get back from the sheer wrath it caused.

What are your preferred ways to disrespect the language, when push comes to shove?

 

[Agentt]

By using past and present tense together in a single sentence!
Like,
He fell and switches on the light bulb.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I disrespect it by preferring old English. Though I'm just glad that English isn't as bad as French Canadian. It's the sole reason I will never go back to Quebec. It's like they had a dyslexic hillbilly read a French comedy novel while one nostril is sealed shut with maple syrup.

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

I; have no idea what it woul'd even be. english is like any other lan-guage

Except quit, quiet and quite. I just use whatever cuz fuck tat

 

[DarkeReises]

I; have no idea what it woul'd even be. english is like any other lan-guage

Except quit, quiet and quite. I just use whatever cuz fuck tat

I don't think I've ever messed up quit, quiet, and quite before. I mean just misspelling it when typing sure, but not mix them up. Tho English is my first and only language. I can easily understand how people could fuck them up tho

 

[georgelee5786]

I disrespect it by preferring old English. Though I'm just glad that English isn't as bad as French Canadian. It's the sole reason I will never go back to Quebec. It's like they had a dyslexic hillbilly read a French comedy novel while one nostril is sealed shut with maple syrup.

That is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

 

[BlackKnightX]

Past and present tense, different genders, singular and plural, punctuations. you get the idea.

 

[Deleted member 57675]

English can be nonsensical and irritating sometimes with their rules.

At one point, you probably feel the need to get back from the sheer wrath it caused.

What are your preferred ways to disrespect the language, when push comes to shove?

Txt style millenial method lol.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Single. Word. Sentences.
Carefully.

 

[OokamiOkuri]

Shrtn thngs lk ths, dnt wrt vcl lttrs.
Fck a i u e o.

 

[RavenRunes]

split infinitives.