Very difficult moral and motivation question

[Vnator]

Since everyone's got these super miserable would you rather polls, I'm going to try one too!

But for real, most of them have been utterly miserable, so here's something better. We don't need any more of these.

 

[ArrogantYoungMaster]

Pet the dog

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

A monkey riding a dog. ?
?

 

[LunaSoltaer]

"Very difficult"

Petting the fluff is the only reasonable choice, UNLESS you find $100 USD and live in a place where that USD can give a measure of financial security.

If you're strictly practical utilitarian, however, take the $100.

At no point is the parasocial action worth considering.

 

[Deleted member 113259]

We don't need any more of these.

We don't need any more of the miserable polls or the wholesome ones?

 

[Tempokai]

I already petted the cutest and fluffiest dog i've ever seen in my life, so I choose money. Meeting and high-fiving my favorite B-list celebrity or voice actor is impossible, as he is already dead. I don't want experience horror story where the bones giving me a high five

 

[Deleted member 113259]

I already petted the cutest and fluffiest dog i've ever seen in my life, so I choose money. Meeting and high-fiving my favorite B-list celebrity or voice actor is impossible, as he is already dead. I don't want experience horror story where the bones giving me a high five

Good point. Let's bring back some incompetent celebrities!

 

[Rhaps]

Easy, money.

 

[kokiboki]

In life, we are often presented with choices, some of which may seem simple or straightforward. However, true wisdom lies in seeing beyond the surface and recognizing the value in each option. While petting a fluffy dog or giving a high-five to a favorite celebrity may bring a momentary joy, it is the acquisition of wealth that can truly grant the freedom and opportunity to create a fulfilling life. With that wealth, one may choose to adopt the fluffiest dog or pursue their passions to become a movie director and ultimately connect with their favorite celebrity or voice actor.

 

[RobBanks]

All of those sound like a pain in the ass, no offense.
Can I just stay home?

 

[Vnator]

All of those sound like a pain in the ass, no offense.
Can I just stay home?

Yeah sure, that's fine. But these are more like things that happen while you're out doing something else you need, like grocery shopping. So that way it's no extra effort to have these happen besides actually bending down to pick up the money or pet the dog.

But I'd you don't want to do that either, then that's fine too!

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Pet the dog.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

In life, we are often presented with choices, some of which may seem simple or straightforward. However, true wisdom lies in seeing beyond the surface and recognizing the value in each option. While petting a fluffy dog or giving a high-five to a favorite celebrity may bring a momentary joy, it is the acquisition of wealth that can truly grant the freedom and opportunity to create a fulfilling life. With that wealth, one may choose to adopt the fluffiest dog or pursue their passions to become a movie director and ultimately connect with their favorite celebrity or voice actor.

I hear that...But I still pet the dog.

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

I don't think I even know the names of any b-list actors.

 

[Deleted member 113259]

I don't think I even know the names of any b-list actors.

That's what makes them b-list.