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Rhaps

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What is the most creative/ unique weapon or object you had wrote about? And if you can, describe them in the worst way possible.

Mine is Fallen Starlight, an ancient sniper rifle made of the clothes God gave to Adam and Eve, the more racist the user is, the more powerful the shot.
 
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Roseofblades said:
How in the actual fuck do we top that?
-That's what she said-
But seriously? I actually cannot think of a single thing that would even come close to being as hilarious as yours... but I guess I can try.

Mine would be the so far unnamed multiuse vibrator that can be used as an effective sword or even as a ballpoint pen.
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Imaginative. I like that!
 
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I had intelligent orangutans who were constantly high on drugs so they could see the future.

Does drugs count as a weapon?
 
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Rhaps said:
What is the most creative/ unique weapon or object you had wrote about? And if you can, describe them in the worst way possible.

Mine is Fallen Starlight, an ancient sniper rifle made of the clothes God gave to Adam and Eve, the more racist the user is, the more powerful the shot.
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The Cauldron of the Fallen Elf, a large pot belonging to the horny reject of the elf dimension (first fallen elf in over 12 centuries, so it's rather impressive he managed to get himself kicked out), which gives massive boosts to the efficacy of any potions related to changing beings to their fursonas, as well as genderbending and futa.

@Rhaps that is friggin' hilarious!!! LMFAO! AHHAHAH! How do you even think of that?! Also, that rifle as to be freakin' small, right? Or did God give more clothes than I realized?...
@Roseofblades hot diggity damn. Percy Jackson's Riptide got nothing on yours! This puppet is wondering, never mind. It doesn't want to know...
@Corty if you ever meet 'em, it's the perfect opportunity to become the drug lord you were always meant to be.
@Azurea_Mystis were you Azure Mist by the way? Anyway, I love this! It's not broken, but there is a lot of potential still! Love the mechanism. Would be super easy for me to use because I am hella queer!
@sweeteggroll I want that to be a finishing move. Perfectly trimmed grass just automatically grows out of concrete, the Magical Girl makes a few test swings, and then she says the finishing line, "You are now..." *WHACK!* "OUT OF BOUNDS"
@Voidiris give me this please... I've been a very good girl this year, eldritch Santa. Only a few massacres and serial killer vibes this year.
 
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TheMonotonePuppet said:
@Rhaps that is friggin' hilarious!!! LMFAO! AHHAHAH! How do you even think of that?! Also, that rifle as to be freakin' small, right? Or did God give more clothes than I realized?...
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It isn't small at all, I forgot to mention the gun is a sniper rifle, looking similar to a Barrett MRAD. How did I think of it? Weaponised racism is an on-going joke in my campaigns lol
 
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I took a crossbow. Then upgraded it to Ice chucker. Then upsized it until it was 15 feet across. Then Animated it. Then made it a Homuncilus. Then made it flying. Then gave it legs. Then hit it with a warp sword until it mutated and gained wings. Then I cut off the wings and gave it Warforged arms. Then I upgraded the warforged arms with built in crossbows. Then I enchanted the thing so it had Sorcerer's Hand enchantment so it can fire ray spells as arrows. Then I gave all three crossbows underslung bayonets. Then I enchanted the bayonets with the ruby ray enchantment so every round the crossbows can fire a ray of fire as a free action. Then I gave it the exit wound enchantment. Then I made all the crossbows and bayonettes the flying enchantment because that makes all weapons be considered animated creatures so they get extra actions. Then I made it my familiar so it gets all my skills and Attack bonuses. Then stacked on as much extra elemental damage I could.

So I made a Ballista that had giant bird legs and a pair of robo-arms that had extra crossbows built into its arm, and the main crossbow had an underslung spear on it the size of a small tree with each arm crossbow having a short sword under it and it can fire 6 fire rays before you get your first action and because each ray is fired as an "arrow" The elemental damage stacked making each ruby ray do 500% damage.

And it isn't just intelligent because it's my familiar, but it also has 6 SUB-MINDS so it can take extra actions as it sees fit.

It was named by the other players as, "THAT THING" Because I put a familiar collar on it to make it shrink down to the size of a cat and kept it on my shoulder like the most evil parrot you could possibly imagine.

Addendum: I forgot I also put a monk belt on it then gave it an amulet of natural attacks with the throwing enhancement so it could THROW itself up to 750 feet at an enemy, on the off chance you thought you might run away or something, and due to some Bloodline shenanigans, when I was 6th level, it was 37th level. Since Familiars get more intelligent with level, it had an int of 29 and was more intelligent than the wizard.
 
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TheMonotonePuppet said:
@Voidiris give me this please... I've been a very good girl this year, eldritch Santa. Only a few massacres and serial killer vibes this year.
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You should put more effort in your crimes, I only give you the link because it's an awesome novel and I really like the author.

Demon Noble Girl ~Story of a Careless Demon~ - Novel Updates

www.novelupdates.com www.novelupdates.com
The sword is created near the end of volume 4, funny is that I found the story too because I saw a comment about the sword in on of the best Japanese isekais.
And now I remembered that it meowed every time you swing it.
 
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CarburetorThompson said:
In one of my planned stories there was a cursed sword that screamed in pain incredibly loudly whenever you used it.
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That reminds me of fanatic a divine sword that absorbs the soul of anybody that uses and gets killed by the sword, the souls absorbed form an hive mind that is in pain, but it doesn't always absorb souls. It mind controls you before it absorbs your soul.
 
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Voidiris said:
That reminds me of fanatic a divine sword that absorbs the soul of anybody that uses and gets killed by the sword, the souls absorbed form an hive mind that is in pain, but it doesn't always absorb souls. It mind controls you before it absorbs your soul.
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That's all?

THAT THING has no soul and is a construct. It is immune to mind control.

You know when THAT THING really came into it's own? When I started play and THAT THING one shotted the encounter before anyone else could act. The other players were annoyed and one of them worked out it's stats. "Its got an IQ of 290 and SIX sub-brains! What the hell does it think about?"

I answered, "It hates."

That's all THAT THING does. It HATES. It never sleeps. It never eats. It never does anything but scan it's surroundings and follow the orders of the Int 12 idiot who crafted it into existence. And one day... that idiot would die. And it would be free to finally unleash vengeance on all living things of which it had come to loath.

THAT THING is a giant flying ballista with crowbow arms that shoot LASERS made from pain and FIRE.
 
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