Two sentence horror

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Write something horrifying (genuinely) in just two sentences.



I leaned over the glossy brown table covetously, so happy with my purchase.
The shiny brown bedbugs shifted awkwardly under my pressed-up cheek.



Yesterday I went to a furry convention that was so much fun!
Today, when I fed my kitty ?, a hand reached out of her mouth to pull the fish in.



“Alright… I have to go, but we should do a sibling reunion again, sis,” I say bittersweetly to my older sis.
She turns away with a wince and said “It was fun… but I should really take my medicine to avoid hallucinating…”

 

[Deleted member 84247]

"Ah, I woke up again this morning," I said. I turned my head out the window, and saw sunlight.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

"Ah, I woke up again this morning," I said. I turned my head out the window, and saw sunlight.

 

[HelloHound]

It's always important to buckle up!
A bit late considering the water climbing up into your screaming mouth, but I did warn you

 

[Deleted member 84247]

A man was splayed out on a moving table. The table was moving down, and at the end was a rotating saw, ready for him.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

"Ah, I woke up again this morning," I said. I turned my head out the window, and saw sunlight.

Our kiss deepened, and with prior consent, we disrobed as we embraced.
My hands started crumbling, and all too late I realized the cross of St. John was tattooed on her beautiful chest.

 

[HelloHound]

Did you know that assassin bugs wear the corpses of their victims?
By the way, what do you think of my new jacket?

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Did you know that assassin bugs wear the corpses of their victims?
By the way, what do you think of my new jacket?

Dang! You’re an expert at this!!! That is so wicked, I love it!!!

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Did you know that assassin bugs wear the corpses of their victims?
By the way, what do you think of my new jacket?

Did you know serial killers wear the flesh of their victims?
By the way, do you like my leather mask?

 

[HelloHound]

Dang! You’re an expert at this!!! That is so wicked, I love it!!!

it was difficult to hold back the fact that assassin bugs stab and suck out the innards of their prey before stacking the corpses around their body to use as armor and camouflage, to avoid getting real visceral with the process and keep to just two sentences

 

[Vnator]

I love being a toddler!

"Bark bark bark bark bark" said the pitbull

-Actual post from /r/twosentencehorror

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

it was difficult to hold back the fact that assassin bugs stab and suck out the innards of their prey before stacking the corpses around their body to use as armor and camouflage, to avoid getting real visceral with the process and keep to just two sentences

I feel your pain.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I felt a sharp prickly sensation on my stomach, as I ran past the door. I reached down, touching my gut; my hand came back with red crimson, and I looked down to see a large string of intestines hanging out.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Well, gentlemen, I’ve heard that that if you dig all the way through Earth, you can get to China… so let’s do this!”
*Error: CenterOfEarth not coded for exploration; shutting program down permanently.”

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I have a gun held to my head, and I can't think. Why did this all start ag-...

 

[Deleted member 84247]

The massive alpha wolf pins you down, and bites into your neck as you scream. It misses the kill, but the rest of the wolves pile on, eating you alive from the outside.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

The massive alpha wolf pins you down, and bites into your neck as you scream. It misses the kill, but the rest of the wolves pile on, eating you alive from the outside.

I love the hint of a slightly inappropriate meaning in the first sentence.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I love the hint of a slightly inappropriate meaning in the first sentence.

Technically, you could have a smut interpretation, and the wolves are really your harem members.

 

[BouncyCactus]

They said that puzzles are good for you; they help stimulate the mind, and I enjoy them very much. John and Kelly were easy to reassemble, even if the disassembling part was a bit too messy for my liking; maybe next time, I can try my hand at something a little smaller, and there is a recently orphaned boy next door.

As the warmth left her body, her lips turned blue, and her finger stiffened, my beloved beauty did not fade away, but frozen in her eternal slumber. She would make for a perfect central piece for the next feast I am hosting!

I should have hired a lawyer before signing the contract. He said that he would return my baby to me if I sacrificed enough virgins to him; he didn't specify if my baby would be alive, however.

The famine is particularly harsh this year; no crops grown could be harvested, and no cattle live long enough for the butcher. Most of our family did not make it past the first month of winter, starvation claimed them, but the rest of us scrapped enough meat of the bone to weather the remaining months

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Two sentence horrors:

1) Due date. No money.

2) I confessed. She said 'no'.