Today I woke up to this (CAUTION: sad post)

[RepresentingAnti-Representings]

What should I do now?

 

[Alski]

You got canceled, time for a new name.

 

[FieryLou]

Jump into the Yellow River and use Samsara

 

[Corty]

Start a drama under a chapter.

 

[Empress_Omnii]

You should spam profile posts before you sleep. I promise you'll get some alerts (unless you have been cancelled)

 

[AnonUnlimited]

If you really want notifications, you should get to know people.
Then pay them for those notifications.

 

[ThisAdamGuy]

My last notification: nine days ago.

 

[Alski]

My last notification: nine days ago.

are you interested in buying a notification subscription? only 69 swish franks/week.

 

[Fairemont]

Wait, you guys are getting notifications?

 

[Puji-Maki]

Beg your readers for a comment. Say that even "tftc" is appreciated.