Time runs out, as you are falling from the top of a tree. You see that your about to crash onto pavement. As you land truck-kun swerves and misses you

[ElijahRyne]

Now, you are injured and can no longer be isekai-ed, what do you do?

 

[HyperiousTheSun]

Crawl onto the road so another truck can hit me. If no truck is willing to hit me than I will call an ambulance, if it has not already been called.

 

[Lloyd]

Isekai myself with a shotgun. Livestreamed on facebook of course.

 

[gogo7966]

stew in my pain and misery

 

[ElijahRyne]

I will call an ambulance, if it has not already been called.

I will push it… I will… Bites the Dust will take effect… *Ambulance proceeds to backup*

 

[Underload]

Get up. Thank god for saving me. Find that one girl I haven't met yet. Get better at my job. Earn more. Have kids. Become a hero in the coming war. Become a national hero, a legend. Write a best seller about my time as a private who stopped the war. Protect my neighbor from assassination. Learn that she's an alien. Join the secret society. Become a double agent. Lead Earth into the stars. Become an immortal.

Finally, wake up from the dream, receive the hospital bills and die of a heart attack.

 

[Lloyd]

Get up. Thank god for saving me. Find that one girl I haven't met yet. Get better at my job. Earn more. Have kids. Become a hero in the coming war. Become a national hero, a legend. Write a best seller about my time as a private who stopped the war. Protect my neighbor from assassination. Learn that she's an alien. Join the secret society. Become a double agent. Lead Earth into the stars. Become an immortal.

Finally, wake up from the dream, receive the hospital bills and die of a heart attack.

You can always just skip the bill.

 

[Underload]

You can always just skip the bill.

You can only hold the fart for so long. Little by little it will escape and suffocate the happiness around.

 

[BlackKnightX]

Wait for some thug to come stab me and then get reincarnated as a slime!

 

[FoxxieFox]

Use my abyssal tentacles to draw my projection back to my main mass and then promptly nap for the next couple millennia.