This thing appears every time you open a can of pepsi

[CrimsonGenius]

And yells at you in its language

 

[Lysander_Works]

If he's single, there's no hope for any of us

 

[Elevens_Listener]

And yells at you in its language

my cat woke up because of the annoying yell do that brat in the first seconds

 

[RepresentingCaution]

No.

 

[Navillus]

I’m not sure that would be horrible or welcome to be honest-mnyaaah.

 

[CharlesEBrown]

Not sure how good they are as marketing, but they are delightfully unhinged...

 

[Rezcore]

I carry. That... thing is an obvious threat.

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

It even has its own videogame.

 

[JayMark]

Pepsi in your bathroom. Pepsi in your gravy. You can't even hide at sea. There's a Pepsi Navy.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

And yells at you in its language

I'm more of a Coke Zero person, so...