This Deity shall smite all of you.

[DarklyReadsBooks]

You dared to disrespect this Deity's previous post, huh? Well, you will all be smited by my assistant in 3-4 business days. Enjoy the rest of your weak, puny, worthless lives. AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET ANY CAT PICS!

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

Ok. But I’ve seen this rare breed of cat. It’s interesting…

 

[Anon_Y_Mousse]

Sorry, laws in my country say you can't legally smite me. If you do I'll sue you at my funeral.

 

[CupcakeNinja]

You dared to disrespect this Deity's previous post, huh? Well, that's fine! This Deity loves to be neglected. Please hurt me more, senpais! I want to be your dirty little cumslut!

Listen buddy, keep talking like that and imma leave you a single mother.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

You disturb me with such requests. Cat pics? You monster

 

[ElijahRyne]

Spoiler: Cat photo

 

[Deleted member 45782]

ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ (=^･ｪ･^=) = R18 shit → ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ(=^･ｪ･^=)ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ(=^･ｪ･^=)/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\(=^･ｪ･^=)(=^･ｪ･^=)ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

Um...can you at least line up?

I basically have 10 more coming my way and I still owe some random god 5 more since I kinda double book him with another evil god. Me and my past life having to deal with his own fault of trying to fck up multiple wives just because he was bored.... Or I dunno since bad luck seems really possessive of me since I was born or something.

 

[Jemini]

You dared to disrespect this Deity's previous post, huh? Well, you will all be smited by my assistant in 3-4 business days. Enjoy the rest of your weak, puny, worthless lives. AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET ANY CAT PICS!

If you're asking for praise, get me a British blue without the tooth problems. You'll get praise every time I cuddle with the adorable little creature.

 

[DarkeReises]

smites you first

 

[Agentt]

*hugs*
You are loved,

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Sorry but smiting sounds too big to fit inside my apartment's P.O. box. plus, I already have one smiting. It's very nice so go away.

 

[RepresentingThree]

smites you first

How do I get one of those fancy smancy adventure guild cards?

 

[DarkeReises]

How do I get one of those fancy smancy adventure guild cards?

In the Community Games area on the forums, in one of the ASGA RP threads. Don't remember which, but probably the guild registration one. Just copy and paste the template into your signature(in a spoiler tag) and fill it out with whatever you want.