Writing Prompt This be yet another of me prompts!

[Azhurie_Mythephan]

Prompt: you are a stargazer, a celestial being who watches over a given planet until the end of time, ceaselessly. Your direct superior, great god Kho'orthosht decided that you deserve a vacation for your hard word, so he sends you off to a fantasy world with only necessary knowledge, some armor, a long sword, and a body of the race of your choosing, because you lost your body an eternity ago.

Criteria: Write in at least 500 words what you do immediately upon entering the fantasy world, the sight you are greeted with, the sounds you hear, the smell of your surroundings, and how the air feels after an eternity of lack of these senses.

I am also participating in this prompt, but it will be posted as a novel, that I will potentially write to completion. Don't get your hopes up though, as I have very little time to write during the week.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

you are a stargazer, a celestial being who watches over a given planet until the end of time, ceaselessly.

So I am useless creature? I could be making things, I could be researching things, I could be guiding even these pathetic creatures under my watch, but all I do is play a very cool vegetable? I, who has such immense capabilites, waste all this potential on fucking watching a dumb rock like some creepy old man watches a teenage girl through the window in the evenings? Where did I go wrong in this life?

Your direct superior, great god Kho'orthosht decided that you deserve a vacation for your hard word

Work. Yeah, such haaard work. Fuck me, and fuck him too, we're both wastes of space.

Let me do real work if you're so concerned with me you asshole! I can save the Universe and all I do is stare at a god damn piece of cosmic dust!

he sends you off to a fantasy world with only necessary knowledge, some armor, a long sword, and a body of the race of your choosing

This fucker can control my knowledge? Let me show him what happened to the last fucker who thought he could play mind games with this great witch! Or not, it is very age-restricted shocking grotesque content.

And why would I want to turn into a worm with a dumb piece of metal? He can shove this sword up his-

Write in at least 500 words what you do immediately upon entering the fantasy world, the sight you are greeted with, the sounds you hear, the smell of your surroundings, and how the air feels after an eternity of lack of these senses.

First I take my pants off and moon the general direction of my stupid boss. Then I begin to utter a string of profanities that is large enough to fill in the 500+ word requirement as I describe him, his family, his girlfriend's boyfriend and the big black man who is coming for his mom.
Then I plot how to escape this torture Hell of doing nothing and begin doing real shit for once.

 

[Terrate]

Over 500 words!? I'd rather continue working for Kho'Ordosomething rather than tell the dude what I experienced with the 5 senses. Or maybe I'll just off myself instantly so that I'm finally free from working under Kho'orthowatchamacallit.

 

[Alseki.]

So now even Gods are getting holidays...?

 

[dummycake]

this is a fucking homework not a writing prompt... ???