There are two kinds of people. Which one are you?

[3guanoff]

There is a big red button in a nondescript location. It does not appear to be connected to anything. On the button, it reads in big black letters "DO NOT PRESS".

I've been told there are two kinds of people in the world: those who press the button and those who do not.
However, I am sure the SH community will find a creative third option.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

I burn the button until it is well done.

 

[Nahrenne]

There is a big red button in a nondescript location. It does not appear to be connected to anything. On the button, it reads in big black letters "DO NOT PRESS".

I've been told there are two kinds of people in the world: those who press the button and those who do not.
However, I am sure the SH community will find a creative third option.

'-'
*picks it up and gives to @RepresentingEnvy to put in her box*

X

 

[AYM]

I make a post on SmutHub Forums asking what others would do.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

'-'
*picks it up and gives to @RepresentingEnvy to put in her box*

X

*Hides the button, so that only I can press it.*

 

[AnonUnlimited]

I'll open up the machine instead.

 

[Anonjohn20]

I'll see the button and complain endlessly of a lack of free will. No matter what I do, it's something that the button designers expected.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I scoop up my offspring and carry him far away from the button despite aching back and knees.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

*Hides the button, so that only I can press it.*

*Steals mother's button so only I can push it.*

 

[Aaqil]

I'll drop it in the nearest collection of salt water,

 

[georgelee5786]

Immediately press it. like no hesitation, no thought. Just boop. Restrictions are incentives to me.

 

[Nolff]

There is a big red button in a nondescript location. It does not appear to be connected to anything. On the button, it reads in big black letters "DO NOT PRESS".

I've been told there are two kinds of people in the world: those who press the button and those who do not.
However, I am sure the SH community will find a creative third option.

The button serves no purpose at all.

I'd do anything to get rid of it, maybe nuke it even.

 

[JayMark]

Pressin, Pressin, Pressin, Pressin, Pressin, Pressin, MAKES ME FEEL GOOD!

 

[Kara_dija]

There is a big red button in a nondescript location. It does not appear to be connected to anything. On the button, it reads in big black letters "DO NOT PRESS".

I've been told there are two kinds of people in the world: those who press the button and those who do not.
However, I am sure the SH community will find a creative third option.

If an explosion happens we all know curiosity DOES kill the cat (the cat is me)

 

[Shiriru_B]

I chose the red button before reading ahead, didn't think anything was gonna be written there .

 

[Deleted member 206441]

Attach the button to a doughnut-making machine.

 

[corruption]

Set up a stall and promote it with a sign calling it "Mystery Button"
Say I don't know what it does, but if anyone wants to take the chance on being rewarded for pressing it, they can press it for $10.

 

[Madmcgee]

Vive la révolution!

Sticking to my French roots.

 

[gaylolis]

i feel it's an obvious prank so i'll just ignore it and go my way.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

It says not to press the button. It does not say to not break, dismantle, lift up, or do otherwise with the button. I am doing everything within my power to undo any hypothesis brought upon by the authorities that made the button and this test via malicious compliance.