There are NO bad jokes

[Justhetip...]

Alright guys, it's just as the title says.

For the next 24 hours, I've self-suggested myself to believe that there are no bad jokes in this world, and if no one has found it funny, it just hasn't found its target audience.

And for the next 24 hours, I'll be the target audience of whatever joke you created or found somewhere but were scared to share because no one would genuinely find it funny.

No matter how stale, nonsensical, or downright atrocious the joke is, I will BY ALL MEANS, FIND IT FUNNY.

This is a safe space, start posting 'em.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Politics

 

[ShrimpShady]

A mereological nihilist walks into a bunch of simples arranged into what is perceived as a bar

 

[ThisAdamGuy]

Politics

Have you heard the one about orange man bad? It goes like this: orange man bad.

 

[Justhetip...]

Politics

Politics has always been a joke. Even without any self-suggestion, it will never not be funny.

 

[RepresentingAnti-Representings]

2 + 2 = Fish

 

[Tempokai]

And the Gileadites took the passages of Jordan before the Ephraimites: and it was so, that when those Ephraimites which were escaped said, Let me go over; that the men of Gilead said unto him, Art thou an Ephraimite? If he said, Nay; Then said they unto him, Say now Shibboleth: and he said Sibboleth: for he could not frame to pronounce it right. Then they took him, and slew him at the passages of Jordan: and there fell at that time of the Ephraimites forty and two thousand.

 

[Placeholder]

Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines.

 

[Justhetip...]

A mereological nihilist walks into a bunch of simples arranged into what is perceived as a bar

Orange man, always, always bad.

A mereological nihilist walks into a bunch of simples arranged into what is perceived as a bar

Now this is a joke for intellectuals, but it doesn't matter, it's funny either way lmao.

And the Gileadites took the passages of Jordan before the Ephraimites: and it was so, that when those Ephraimites which were escaped said, Let me go over; that the men of Gilead said unto him, Art thou an Ephraimite? If he said, Nay; Then said they unto him, Say now Shibboleth: and he said Sibboleth: for he could not frame to pronounce it right. Then they took him, and slew him at the passages of Jordan: and there fell at that time of the Ephraimites forty and two thousand.

I was raised Christian, and reading this in Jephthah's story, it was actually funny, no cap.

 

[dukerino]

whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo

one's very heavy and the other is a little lighter

 

[Justhetip...]

whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo

one's very heavy and the other is a little lighter

This is actually not bad tho.

 

[dukerino]

This is actually not bad tho.

thought u said none of them are

 

[Justhetip...]

thought u said none of them are

Only a few have actually pushed the limits of my self-suggestion.

 

[Shiriru_B]

Sure I got one. A guy I knew was bitten in an alley on his trip in Florida, when I went to Florida he had told me to run diagonally if I see any alleygators.... Heh~

 

[AYM]

We're a small international multi-billion dollar indie-game company struggling to make ends meet. That's why we're forced to price our newest games at 80 dollars per digital copy. Which you can only play on the newest hardware, sold for 450 dollars.

 

[Danja]

A Higgs boson particle walks into a cathedral.
The priest tells the particle, "You shouldn't be here!"
The particle tells the priest, "You need me. Without me, there is no mass."

Have you heard about the support group for people who talk too much? It's called On and On Anon.

 

[Indicterra]

Was KKK really that racist as they say.

I went to their meeting and there were clearly lot of black guys hanging around

 

[Justhetip...]

Was KKK really that racist as they say.

I went to their meeting and there were clearly lot of black guys hanging around

Lmfao, they were "hanging" around you say.

 

[RivCA]

Was KKK really that racist as they say.

I went to their meeting and there were clearly lot of black guys hanging around

Oh, Goddamn it. I want to hate this one.

Here’s one I’m going to use in my own writings: “The difference between vulgarity and maturity is how well you can hide a dirty mind.”

 

[MasterY001]

As a self-taught comic, I learned a lot of jokes are more about delivery and context than the actual one-liner. Still, I do have a good one:

"A fatal accident struck a boat carrying the Kardashians; there were no survivors. The resulting plastic deposit is still being cleaned today."