The weirdest thing you had to google

[Venior]

Wrote a story about serial killers before and had to google: Ways to kill someone with (x). If someone died mysteriously around me I'm 100% sure I'd be suspect number 1...

But now if you were to actually kill somebody you could use this post as an alibi. >.>

 

[Draculus-del-Viafat]

For writing: "How to hug a man erotically" (I promise, writing only, and it will appear quite understandable in the chapter I'm now writing)
For life: "Are dragons real" (I can't explain it)

 

[BenJepheneT]

"what if reptiles had mamalian maternal organs"
"do wolves exhibit homosexual relationships"
"popular anthropomorphic animal dieties"
"how small can racoons crawl"

Well, first off, you have to roll for anal circumference.

fun fact: the human anus can expand up to an average of eight inches in diameter
fun fact: a racoon can crawl into spaces as small as four inches in diameter

hypothesis: with adequate training and consent, it is possible for the average adult to be a Mobile Conservation Center for endangered racoon subspecies

 

[Leti]

It's for research purposes, of course. Anything for the sake of sciences.

Spoiler

 

[Friend]

Well ... call it 'passed gas' or 'silent but deadly' ... here goes:

"Hey Google, can a fart kill a person"

 

[Discount_Blade]

"What if the British returned?".

Was a joke someone pitched to me for an American Revolutionary War, alternate history type thing. I forget the context now, and I'm pretty sure I've looked up weirder, I just can't recall anything at the moment. (Thats my story and I'm sticking to it. This statement will be printed and laminated for any and all court purposes within the hour)

 

[CupcakeNinja]

So... Have you got the answer yet?

Yes. 7 inches. And Racoons can fit into holes as small as 4 inches wide. This was relevant at the time. It was also a meme, i later found out. Which was perfect

 

[Sii]

I had to look up what a "mons pubis" is for a chapter. Because it popped into my head from watching Big Mouth and because I wanted a fancy word to use instead of saying "that fatty area just above the vagina."

 

[tigerine]

googling dead bodies or sex stuff is just your normal run-of-the-mill stuff for authors. Gimme your weird stuff like 16th century French lace patterns or the meanings of different poses of angels in graveyards or standard prices for superheavy mining equipment. I googled how to generate pyrolytic acid and oils from wood pulp.

 

[thedude3445]

Googling obscure minor islands in East Asia for the purposes of alternate history timelines is always an odd one, especially when you stumble on an island so odd it developed its own English/Japanese creole language.

 

[Sii]

Just because I thought of this thread right after I had to google some weird shit.

For some reason, the idea of a briefcase made out of human skin popped into my head. So I had to look up whether human leather was feasible and what it looked like. I hope my FBI agent knows that it's for research.

 

[jabathehut]

So... Have you got the answer yet?

One raccoon

 

[.Lance]

Just because I thought of this thread right after I had to google some weird shit.

For some reason, the idea of a briefcase made out of human skin popped into my head. So I had to look up whether human leather was feasible and what it looked like. I hope my FBI agent knows that it's for research.

Reminds me of that murderer who made things out of human skin. I think he even made a belt out of nipples or something?

 

[atgongumerki]

fun fact: the human anus can expand up to an average of eight inches in diameter
fun fact: a racoon can crawl into spaces as small as four inches in diameter

Yes. 7 inches. And Racoons can fit into holes as small as 4 inches wide. This was relevant at the time. It was also a meme, i later found out. Which was perfect

It is almost sweet, but also somehow terrifying how two human beings have researched the same exact and very specific thing.
On a side note, I wonder if Ben started that meme!?

 

[CupcakeNinja]

It is almost sweet, but also somehow terrifying how two human beings have researched the same exact and very specific thing.
On a side note, I wonder if Ben started that meme!?

Yeah mine was for torturing people. Dunno about ben's

 

[BenJepheneT]

Yeah mine was for torturing people. Dunno about ben's

fate for the eccentric and disgusting

 

[vanta_luxe]

Gosh there's no end.
I actually happened upon a video of some maggots eating dead flesh off of a person's scalp one day.*_* Eye bleach.

Recently though, probably "does sleeping with animals cause STDs" .

1000% research purposes btw.