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SRB

:Simple Russian Boi:
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I choose someone who will let me have a drink in my last moments.
 

TheEldritchGod

A Cloud Of Pure Spite And Eyes
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Not enough toilet paper.

No matter what happens, there isn't enough toilet paper. No matter how little or much you crap, you will always need just one more wipe, but you can't because there isn't enough toilet paper. You have to live the rest of your life, just one more wipe away from being fully clean. No matter how many towels, or hoses, or spray bottles full of bleach you use, you will always know you need one more wipe to be fully clean, but it won't be enough.

Because there is never enough toilet paper.
 

TheMonotonePuppet

A Puppet Colored by Medication
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Looking at the bright side, I can write about all types of discomforts if they keep changing constantly! Plus, most high-level beings no longer feel pain, so I hold that over them, too! :blob_evil:

(Also being real here, this is basically my chronic headaches and body pains. My hand also has a condition that makes it incredibly itchy and I have no idea what triggers it. So business as usual)
:blob_frown: It’s not business as usual. It evolves exactly so it is not business as usual. Sounds like the discomfort would change to a different kind that would make your chronic discomfort much worse and impossible to actually stand.
Sorry that you have to deal with those irl issues though.
 

TheMonotonePuppet

A Puppet Colored by Medication
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Not enough toilet paper.

No matter what happens, there isn't enough toilet paper. No matter how little or much you crap, you will always need just one more wipe, but you can't because there isn't enough toilet paper. You have to live the rest of your life, just one more wipe away from being fully clean. No matter how many towels, or hoses, or spray bottles full of bleach you use, you will always know you need one more wipe to be fully clean, but it won't be enough.

Because there is never enough toilet paper.
:blob_facepalm::blob_awkward:
 

Notadate

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Can't we all? I feel like your mental state or emotional state isn't the best currently.
No, it’s just a family thing. We are prone to heart problems. I think I’ve referenced it, my sister was born with her heart valves disconnected. We are just prone to that more than the common person. Think it’s the death of the most of us
 

RepresentingDesire

Eye of Desire
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No, it’s just a family thing. We are prone to heart problems. I think I’ve referenced it, my sister was born with her heart valves disconnected. We are just prone to that more than the common person. Think it’s the death of the most of us
Genetic problems suck, I had luck to have only a few.
 

TsumiHokiro

Just another chick in the universe
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I choose @TsumiHokiro, because few people represent others like themselves. Cynic, Bird, Multi-existence. Whereas a few other members could be approached, this bird is sceptical to leave itself on someone's else hand.
 
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