Corty
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Drop them here for me plz, thx. I will give no credit if I use any, though. Also, feel free to steal ideas posted here. (Yes, I will incorporate your nasty suggestions too but not as you expect. Get rolled trolls~)
Although, I need more. It is not enough; I want to build the strongest person who can beat Goku.
- NO U - The power to reverse the attacks of any enemy or entity.
- NU-UH - The power to deny anything, even logic or the laws of thermodynamics.
- Omnipotence - No bad ending.
- Touch grass - The power of controlling nature and rolling the greatest blunts, the likes that summon Snoop Dogg.
- Clones - Selfecest side-chapters
- Racism - Best racer in the whole story, with a turbocharged Supra.
- Omniscience - Knowing the plot before I write it.
- Manual breathing cast - It affects the readers too.
- Testicular torsion cast - Cuck the enemies
- Forced to finish ER SL1 with DLC cast. - Torture nerd enemies for comedic effect
- Magic Isn't Real, Idiot - grants magic immunity
- It's Just a Phase - reverts all effects
- Summoning Chuck Norris - Roundhouse-kick anything back to nonexistence.
- Fine, I'll take my pills. - Removes everyone around you from existence, they were never real.
- Bucket Man from Decaying Winter - go speedy with bucket on le head and use valve pan to annoy the hell out of people with its sfx
- ASSERT DOMINANCE - A way to 'befriend' anyone, even the mightiest being of all things by T-Posing and staring into their soul
- Not taking my pills - Store infinite energy that builds up over time and spawns minions or enemies randomly
- Inversion - Multiply any ability by -1 and the effects change accordingly.
- I like trains - summons a train to run over all and any opponent by saying the phrase, can be multicast by saying I like trains. The user is as fast and strong as a train.
- Percentage manipulation - What's the chance of you dying because you clipped the end of your nail? 0%. Well, too bad, now it's 100%. Die because you clipped your nails!
- Dying - Now your clothes are a different color! Also, you have dyslexia, but nobody cares.
- Negromancy - Black magic but all spells are spoken in spanish
- Reverse Balding: Allows you to reverse people's balding, allowing you to immediately form a cult of middle-aged men who will offer you their souls for snacking.
- Conjure Seaweed: It's not sentient or fully autonomous, we promise! Couldn't be possessed, or demonic. Ignore that wiggling!
- Well ackhchually - Drown your enemy in a bottomless sea of semantics, make them forget the initial topic of conversation.
- Mworp :3 - Lower the average IQ in the room to negative uwu
- Hellcome back - target of cast will be sent to Hell if they step back
- Omnipresence - Walk into doors that always lead to the nearest Costco/Tesco/7-11/Lidl/Auchan/50s Gast Station store.
- NTR beam - Transports the target into a room behind a glass...
- Sloth at its paroxysm - Being to lazy to explain complex words
- Universal Energy Assimilation - Guzzling down everything like a starved 400lb monster at an eat-all-you-want buffet while the staff tries to roll you away before you eat them into bankruptcy.
- Average Enjoyer - When used, wielders of superior skills and powers become seething fans while the user's mediocre skills are then boosted beyond that of their opponent's and cured of any negative effects.
- Enslave Author - Character can command the writer to change one sentence per use in any way the character wishes
- Your conspiracy is right! - The ability to make a target never be able to fall into the sweet embrace of insanity or believe in any conspiracy ever again.
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