Sleds doesnt have any lore yet.

TheEldritchGod

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@Sleds Apparently doesn't have any lore assigned to him yet. I want to know who's been slacking!

Clearly we need to correct this egregious oversight. So everyone, put on your thinking caps and let us lore this fellow up.

I think as part of his backstop, he should be a sled that was created by a shadowy government agency with a built in the 1960s with an AI that was programmed to assassinate Fidel Castro, but he learned the value of human life from a cute young college student trying to pay her way through lawschool by working on a fishing boat.

The project was ultimately abandoned when the CIA realized there is no snow in Cuba.

Okay. I got it started. Cmon, everyone. Fill in the gaps. Many hand make for light work.
 
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@Sleds Apparently doesn't have any lore assigned to him yet. I want to know who's been slacking!

Clearly we need to correct this egregious oversight. So everyone, put on your thinking caps and let us lore this fellow up.

I think as part of his backstop, he should be a sled that was created by a shadowy government agency with a built in the 1960s with an AI that was programmed to assassinate Fidel Castro, but he learned the value of human life from a cute young college student trying to pay her way through lawschool by working on a fishing boat.

The project was ultimately abandoned when the CIA realized there is no snow in Cuba.

Okay. I got it started. Cmon, everyone. Fill in the gaps. Many hand make for light work.
He does have a lore as a Sled.



The last one was my chibi clone riding him into battle!
 

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He does have a lore as a Sled.



The last one was my chibi clone riding him into battle!
I like the first one.

I see him having PTSD from his stint working for Santa. Occasionally he'll pass a salvation army Santa ringing a bell for donations and just zone out. He'll get a thousand-yard stare as the song "Run though the jungle" starts playing on his dashboard combination radio/8-track player.

He never talks about what happened.
He just drinks more.
 

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@Sleds Apparently doesn't have any lore assigned to him yet. I want to know who's been slacking!

Clearly we need to correct this egregious oversight. So everyone, put on your thinking caps and let us lore this fellow up.

I think as part of his backstop, he should be a sled that was created by a shadowy government agency with a built in the 1960s with an AI that was programmed to assassinate Fidel Castro, but he learned the value of human life from a cute young college student trying to pay her way through lawschool by working on a fishing boat.

The project was ultimately abandoned when the CIA realized there is no snow in Cuba.

Okay. I got it started. Cmon, everyone. Fill in the gaps. Many hand make for light work.
I... Don't know what to say...
 
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I like the first one.

I see him having PTSD from his stint working for Santa. Occasionally he'll pass a salvation army Santa ringing a bell for donations and just zone out. He'll get a thousand-yard stare as the song "Run though the jungle" starts playing on his dashboard combination radio/8-track player.

He never talks about what happened.
He just drinks more.
It's a tough life for inanimate objects!
 

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It's a tough life for inanimate objects!
Yeah, but he's turned it around.

He works with inner city kids teaching them how to play ping pong to help build character. Just last year an evil real estate tried to tear down the rec center but Sleds saved the center by entering into an underground death pong contest where he got to go up against The Russian KGB agent who had opposed him when he was working for Santa.

Sleds not only earned enough money to save the center, but managed to finally put the past behind him when he defeated his arch rival Dimitri in the climatic final battle.

Everyone loves a redemption arc.
 

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@RepresentingEnvy looked at Sleds who was sitting in his office with the lights off. A bottle of whiskey sat on the desk, opened and half empty, "You can't enter this tournament! You haven't played professional ever since Dasher..." Her voice trailed off as the unspeakable was left unspoken.

@Sleds looked up with a scowl, "We've tried everything else and the Tong is going to keep cutting off any other option regardless. They want me back on the game for some reason." He glanced up at the ping pong paddle that was mounted on his wall, "So I'm going to have to go show them exactly why I quit."

"You're just going to get yourself killed!" Envy emplored Sleds, "This isn't what Dasher would have wanted. You-"

Sleds snapped at Envy, cutting her off, "Dasher never made it back from the North Pole, did he?"

Both went silent.

Eventually Sleds poured himself another shot, "In a way..." He tossed the drink down his fuel intake like throwing a quarter in a wishing well.







"Neither did I."
 
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Yeah, but he's turned it around.

He works with inner city kids teaching them how to play ping pong to help build character. Just last year an evil real estate tried to tear down the rec center but Sleds saved the center by entering into an underground death pong contest where he got to go up against The Russian KGB agent who had opposed him when he was working for Santa.

Sleds not only earned enough money to save the center, but managed to finally put the past behind him when he defeated his arch rival Dimitri in the climatic final battle.

Everyone loves a redemption arc.
Are we still talking about me?
@RepresentingEnvy looked at Sleds who was sitting in his office with the lights off. A bottle of whiskey sat on the desk, opened and half empty, "You can't enter this tournament! You haven't played professional ever since Dasher..." Her voice trailed off as the unspeakable was left unspoken.

@Sleds looked up with a scowl, "We've tried everything else and the Tong is going to keep cutting off any other option regardless. They want me back on the game for some reason." He glanced up at the ping pong paddle that was mounted on his wall, "So I'm going to have to go show them exactly why I quit."

"You're just going to get yourself killed!" Envy emplored Sleds, "This isn't what Dasher would gave wanted. You-"

Sleds snapped at Envy, cutting her off, "Dasher never made it back from the North Pole, did he?"

Both went silent.

Eventually Sleds poured himself another shot, "In a way..." He tossed the drink down his gas intake like throwing a quarter in a wishing well.







"Neither did I."
I swear you have a whole fanfiction in your head. Did you start writing it?
 

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Are we still talking about me?

I swear you have a whole fanfiction in your head. Did you start writing it?
This? Nah. Just bored at work.

And you have no lore assigned yet. You put that next to your picture. Just trying to fill in the gaps.

The dramatic conclusion involves you losing your ping pong paddle in the final battle, then when Dimitri gloats about it and tries to finish you off, you remind him you are basically a giant ping pong paddle, jump into the air, do a 720 no scope and hit the ball so hard it knocks him back into a pit of man eating sloths.

Then you take the dried out sprig of Holly you keep in your glove compartment and toss it down into the Pitt while saying, "You have been avenged, Dasher. Via con Dios, old friend." And Look up into the spotlight that highlights you as you are declared the winner, close your eyes with a look of peace on your dashboard and repeat, "Via con Dios."
 

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This? Nah. Just bored at work.

And you have no lore assigned yet. You put that next to your picture. Just trying to fill in the gaps.

The dramatic conclusion involves you losing your ping pong paddle in the final battle, then when Dimitri gloats about it and tries to finish you off, you remind him you are basically a giant ping pong paddle, jump into the air, do a 720 no scope and hit the ball so hard it knocks him back into a pit of man eating sloths.

Then you take the dried out sprig of Holly you keep in your glove compartment and toss it down into the Pitt while saying, "You have been avenged, Dasher. Via con Dios, old friend." And Look up into the spotlight that highlights you as you are declared the winner, close your eyes with a look of peace on your dashboard and repeat, "Via con Dios."
I'm not sure that the kind of lore I'm looking for
 
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