slapping machine for authors (Made for fan use)

[Templary]

authors would dare to have this machine?

I would pay to use it, of course I have my just reasons.

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

I'll die. I'm not even kidding. Do you know how many readers I've cuckhold for being an author that just abandons my work and thinks that my readers would forgive me? If they find me in RL, I wouldn't even think that they might hung me up in a tree and light me on fire if we do meet up. My face would already be 6ft underground the moment I have that machine.

 

[Erysion]

 

[georgelee5786]

authors would dare to have this machine?

I would pay to use it, of course I have my just reasons.

I think he's a masochist

 

[bokhi]

Hahah, I would die.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I already have easy access to one of only two ass-kicking machines in the world. I don't need a slapping machine.