Silly dating advices from folks to all

[Hsinat]

rule 1 :- your advices must be silly

Just do as the title say.

My advice : Date the person who makes you feel like your fav artist's songs.

 

[Dark_Phoenix_Zaetyk]

My advice:date the person who makes your heart beat fast because of your heart condition.

 

[Tempokai]

Don't go dating because you need to date. Go to date thinking love is war, and you're just another soldier of social expectations, and expect to die (socially) without winning. Unless the other side reciprocates that feeling, you're gonna lose.

 

[JayMark]

Stare into a field while calmly chewing grass. Make sure your farts are huge. Moo softly, walk over when the time is right, and don't be afraid to use your horns for positioning.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Never pay a bride price.

 

[ShrimpShady]

A relationship will totally fix everything wrong with you. Go for it, buddy!

 

[TachimeSan]

Have children, they fix everything

 

[Anemic_Vampire]

If you have a date with someone, always arrive late.

 

[RepresentingAnti-Representings]

While your date goes to the bathroom or is distracted, take their phone and check if they have a Representing'something' account in SH.
If what you feared turns out to be true, under no circumstances confront them about it. It could be dangerous. Instead, contact the authorities and hide.

 

[Rezcore]

Real advice: you can't love others, without loving yourself.
Fun advice: foreplay is very important

Did I do it right?

 

[Dark_Phoenix_Zaetyk]

Real advice: you can't love others, without loving yourself.
Fun advice: foreplay is very important

Did I do it right?

???Did you have to include the foreplay?.

 

[Daitengu]

Sticking it in crazy is fine, if you can ghost and she can't find you.

 

[Azhurie_Mythephan]

Eating the actual flesh off of their bones is not okay.

 

[Cipiteca396]

Make sure to open with explaining your flaws, and only admit to having good qualities under duress. Never admit what those good qualities are.

 

[Shiriru_B]

Dating advice: When you go for karaoke always go for tequila.

 

[NotaNuffian]

Whatever Peggy's doing

 

[Deleted member 192073]

Always take them to eat pizza. Only pizza.

 

[Placeholder]

My advice: spray blood from your eyes, flee, detaching your tail to distract them.

 

[ElijahRyne]

rule 1 :- your advices must be silly

Just do as the title say.

My advice : Date the person who makes you feel like your fav artist's songs.

Make sure to not take your medication/medicine(s) the day of and the day before the date.

 

[Hsinat]

make sure to not let them know ur a serial killer, only exceptions : dark rom/fantasy reader