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Kidd_Wadsworth

Kidd_Wadsworth

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I get bored easy. Or maybe, not saying this is you, but maybe you aren't as interesting as you think you are. So, I vote for short posts.
 
CupcakeNinja

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Kidd_Wadsworth said:
I get bored easy. Or maybe, not saying this is you, but maybe you aren't as interesting as you think you are. So, I vote for short posts.
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I make no claim to being interesting. Only to being thean your wives thinks about during sex. Being the man your daughters masturbate to thoughts of at night. Your sisters' wet dream

I am... He Whom Makes Your Women Cream Themselves
 
BearlyAlive

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CupcakeNinja said:
I am... He Whom Makes Your Women Cream Themselves
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Your parents must have hated you to name you this... :blob_salute:

Kidd_Wadsworth said:
So, I vote for short posts.
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We're in the internets, so you can vote w-ever you want, ya just hafta live with other peeps trolling you for it. Or hating you for it. Or wanting to rip out your throat and use it as a tuba. And those are only the civil ones. You should fear what ideas some less civil people come up with. Anyway, vote ice cream for president!
 
Le_ther

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Kidd_Wadsworth said:
I get bored easy. Or maybe, not saying this is you, but maybe you aren't as interesting as you think you are. So, I vote for short posts.
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I am bored easily so instead of doing something productive wanna sleep and be lazy?
 
APieceOfRock

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I get what you're saying and I respect your opinion. However, to express my sincerest answer, we'll need to go through some things.

'Your' is a word. Writers love using it. So much so that almost every story here has that word in it. Anyway, I went to Russia the other day, very cold place. I wish I had brought a thicker jacket. Went to a restaurant there but there's no thing but Vodka in the menu. So I got wasted and got into a fight with a local. Absolutely destroyed him of course. A mere first stage cultivator like him cannot beat a third-stage like me.

"In my opinion, you should run away now." The bartender whispered to me.

However, I refused to listen to his words and charged at the man I was fighting again. Speaking of 'opinion', that is the second thing we must discuss.

A given opinion may deal with subjective matters in which there is no conclusive finding, or it may deal with facts which are sought to be disputed by the logical fallacy that one is entitled to their opinions.

Distinguishing fact from opinion is that facts are verifiable, i.e. can be agreed to by the consensus of experts. An example is: "United States of America was involved in the Vietnam War," versus "United States of America was right to get involved in the Vietnam War". An opinion may be supported by facts and principles, in which case it becomes an argument.

Different people may draw opposing conclusions (opinions) even if they agree on the same set of facts. Opinions rarely change without new arguments being presented. It can be reasoned that one opinion is better supported by the facts than another, by analyzing the supporting arguments.

In casual use, the term opinion may be the result of a person's perspective, understanding, particular feelings, beliefs, and desires.

Though not hard fact, collective opinions or professional opinions are defined as meeting a higher standard to substantiate the opinion.

As you could tell, I copied that straight from wikipedia. Anyway, back to the bar fight.

So I charged straight to the Russian who was squatting on the ground. I used [Heaven shaking punch] to beat the shit out of him. However, the Russian stood up, took a bottle of Vodka from the table and smashed it to make an improv shiv. He then channeled all of his Dao or Ki or whatever into it and made the bottle glow red.

'Red!?' I widened my eyes in surprise.

In this word, cultivators are separated into 10 stages that were cleverly named first stage to tenth stage. A measly first stage like him should have white Ki! Not red! Red is the ki of a tenth stage cultivator! How!?

Seeing my surprise, the Russian smirked.

"You're too naive. Can't see mount Tai when it's right in front of you. I'm actually an immortal whose power got sealed by the gods. Although my strength is equal to a first stage cultivator, my Ki is not. This is my [Indominable will]! Anyway this will make Vodka bottles come out of rifts in space and float around me. The amount of Vodka bottle I can manifest in my prime is much more than the number of lakes in some random province in China I've never heard of. With this power, I will cut through your flesh and end you here. Oh, and I'll also take your wife if you even have any. And also daughters too. And cousins..."

Although it might seemed like that it took a while for the Russian to say all this, it actually happened in a fraction of a second!

'Well this fucking sucks.' I thought.

But nevermind the threat of him NTR'ing me even when I'm dead, as I had just remembered our next word: Sucks.

The word 'suck' can have many meanings. However, in this case, this case only, and nowhere else, it means that your opinion is invalid. Or, in betters terms, much betters terms, ultra super better terms:

"YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG! YOUR OPINION SUCKS!"

The Russian dashed toward me, his hand swinging the Vodka bottle wildly. My pupils constricted in surprise at this.

"What speed! I should probably use the time I have to monologue to get out of the way but I won't!"

Seeing that I couldn't dodge his attack, I raised my hand up to block. Searing pain coursed through my entire body as his attack connected. As the dust settled, I hurriedly inspected my arms, expecting them to look like mangled pieces of flesh sticking onto my bones, but I had to widen my eyes in surprise upon seeing that all he managed to inflict upon me was a mere scratch.

"Hah! And here I thought you were so powerful!" I snickered.

However, the Russian merely smirked at me. Why was he smirking like that? Didn't he know that he couldn't defeat me?

Soon, I began to realize why he was smirking like that. My vision went blurry, and my legs gave out. Practically kneeling on the floor, I could only wait for the sweet relief of death.

"So the Vodka has finally kicked in." The Russian said as he confidently walked toward me. Kneeling down to meet my hazy eyes, he then whispered into my ears. "Leave your wife and daughters to me. I'll take good care of them."

Then, everything went black.

TLDR: Your opinion sucks.
 
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I have this thing where if a post is too long I just ignore it unless I see capitalized words. If they are either screams of agony or something related to cookies, I read it. Else, I keep skipping.
 
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AuntieMaysLittleCousin said:
I have this thing where if a post is too long I just ignore it unless I see capitalized words. If they are either screams of agony or something related to cookies, I read it. Else, I keep skipping.
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You and Aaqil the cookie monster will get along.
 
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