Serious question.

[BlackKnightX]

Okay. I'm not sure if this is allowed here or not, but... when you read smut, do you hold your phone with one hand?

 

[SRB]

I hold it with both hands and try to crush my phone, because there's no sex smut in Soviet Russia.

 

[esThr]

Eh I dont really see the appeal in r18 stuff much less smut. If a story has smut I guess I read it as if it's a normal chap as long as the smut is not 90% of the story

 

[MasFaqih]

Okay. I'm not sure if this is allowed here or not, but... when you read smut, do you hold your phone with one hand?

Emm, why did you hold your phone with one hand?

 

[BlackKnightX]

Emm, why did you hold your phone with one hand?

Why, indeed. Did you?

 

[MasFaqih]

Why, indeed. Did you?

I don't read smut, so I don't know. I am just a white cat, what can white cat do, I just tap the phone with my paw.

 

[BlackKnightX]

I don't read smut, so I don't know. I am just a white cat, what can white cat do, I just tap the phone with my paw.

You tap with your paw, but did you hold your phone with your paws, though?

 

[MasFaqih]

You tap with your paw, but did you hold your phone with your paws, though?

Nope, my hand was to smol, I just leave it on the ground.

 

[BlackKnightX]

Nope, my hand was to smol, I just leave it on the ground.

What about another paw, then?

 

[MasFaqih]

What about another paw, then?

It's for the hooman, they keep trying to Pat me, it's bothering me.

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

Okay. I'm not sure if this is allowed here or not, but... when you read smut, do you hold your phone with one hand?

The question confuses me.

 

[MasFaqih]

The question confuses me.

Right? Why don't they just use both hands.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

I hold it with both hands and try to crush my phone, because there's no sex smut in Soviet Russia.

In Soviet Russia, Phone Hold You.

 

[Nneeil]

Okay. I'm not sure if this is allowed here or not, but... when you read smut, do you hold your phone with one hand?

I hold it with my telekinetic powers because I need both hands for that

 

[BlackKnightX]

I hold it with my telekinetic powers because I need both hands for that

Oh, dear. What are you doing?

 

[Nneeil]

Oh, dear. What are you doing?

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

Right? Why don't they just use both hands.

No, more like why smut specifically.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

No, more like why smut specifically.

One hand hold phone another hand hold privates.

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

One hand hold phone another hand hold privates.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Here is a video of a demonstration