SELECTION TO BE MY WITCH OWNER

[Hsinat]

Would a witch actually submit a resume or just, you know...

*Throws out a trail of delicious candy.*

Use temptation?

I ain't that dumb. I read terms and conditions

 

[Hsinat]

*catnaps you*

Purpl-

 

[Fairemont]

I ain't that dumb. I read terms and conditions

I guess I fail.

 

[Hsinat]

I guess I fail.

very sad, indeed. Ok who's next?

 

[SRB]

very sad, indeed. Ok who's next?

Me.

 

[Hsinat]

Me.

Alright, you're the first in the race. So far....

 

[SRB]

Alright, you're the first in the race. So far....

Nice!

 

[Hsinat]

ALRIGHT! SINCE NO ONE HAS SUBMITTED ANY MORE RESUMES. @RepresentingTemperance HAS BECOME MY OFFICIAL WITCH OWNER. ANYONE CAN CHALLENGE HIM IN ANY WAY.

 

[Azure_Fog]

I am an Eldritch Abomination made of limbs, so I can be considered a Witch. If your enemies annoy you, I can curse them to hit their toes on every corner they pass by, cut their fingers every time they try to peel a potato and many more annoying or dangerous things. There is enough snaks, boxes and space in my house for a cat to explore. As for the life advice... I'm Russian, we live questionable lives full of strange life advices.

Example: if you get stopped by any gopnik, you should try to become their friend. If that fails, you can always say that you've been already robbed a couple of blocks "that-a-way" so their attention goes elsewhere.

When did you evolve from hands to limbs~
(Or were you always like that and I’m just being silly…)

 

[SRB]

When did you evolve from hands to limbs~
(Or were you always like that and I’m just being silly…)

Ehhh, I think it happened hallway through the SHHS story.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Ehhh, I think it happened hallway through the SHHS story.

I see~ nice upgrade though~
Here, take a gift~
*hands you a leg thr size of a small asteroid*