Bro, every time I see you post, I feel that your mental age is deteriorating. Or are you slowly getting more upbeat and youthful?
The further from Christmas the more my powers return.
If everyone's into it then it's probably pretty fun.
Everyone's been too busy. Miss the game even if I got stuck doing all the time.
These guys are a dungeon destroying machine. So rapan athak starts of saying every door is locked with a DC 40 lock. What do the players do?
They go, that's a master lock. That's worth 50 gold. If we sell it, we can get 25 golf, easy.
SO THEY STEAL EVERY SINGLE DOOR.
The way they systematically destroyed this supposedly undeafeatable module was just art. Orcas is the final boss. I remember reading the encounter and it states, Orcas does nothing but laugh at the players the first two rounds. I just read that and said, "this fucker won't make it past the first round. He and his whole damn army is dead."
The elder brain encounter. They list off like a million immunities. Touching it causes continuous electrical damage. What do the players do? Ooze puppet a mustard jelly, which gets stronger if you hit it with electricity, name it Hot Dog, and make it go eat the Elder Brain. The psionic God brain cannot mentally attack the mindless ooze, zapping it only makes it stronger, and nothing in the modual says the elder brain, lord of the mind flayers, is immune to digestion.
The players wrote an actual song about it, make it into a children's picture book called, "Hot dog, the mustard jelly" and passed it out in the slums for free.
Oh and was just reminded, the song was basically a step by step guide on how to kill elder brains, JUST TO TWIST THE KNIFE.
Imagine... your God is killed, then the children of you food sing songs about how it was eaten by an over active condiment WHILE THEY PLAY JUMP ROPE.
See? That is how you mudrrhobo. It isn't just killing, but also humiliation. There is no cure light wounds for an injured reputation.
Ahhh... that was fun. Murderhobos at their finest.