Post your million dollar anime ideas

[BenJepheneT]

>mecha
>"Son, the world is in a dire state. For the sake of our existence, I would need you to pilot our state-of-the-art, military-approved weaponry."
>it's a tricycle with a pistol attached on the handle bar
>MC proceeds to save the world with it
>Final boss battle
>About to lose
>"Son, sorry about keeping this a secret all along. I can't risk having the extent of our military prowess be known to our enemy, but it is time we use our secret weapon. Check the basket at the front of your tricycle, and Godspeed."
>MC opens basket
>It's another pistol

>Isekai
>MC wakes up in a desolate landscape
>Amnesia, all he remembers is the faint silhouette of a woman, telling him to get out
>No idea where he's at
>No system, it's a grimdark modern fantasy setting
>The dwarves are violent street criminals and the elves primarily do business through sodomy
>Fascist dictatorship strips every citizens of their weapons, leaving them to fight for scraps with scraps
>MC has to use unconventional weaponry (bike wheel, polystyrene boxes, glass shiv) to fend himself against the wild
>Gains trusted mates (gnome child, ogre with bad dental health, elf with a trolley cart) to reach the nearest border
>Final boss battle with Goblin Teens dressed in baggy clothing wielding Switchblades
>Barely defeat them with beer bottles
>Reach the border
>There writes a sign
>Thanks for Visiting Scotland

>Harem school setting
>Typical plot with MC and his pervert wingman friend
>Big breasted library shy gal who wants to be a poet
>Gyaru who's secretly a pure looking idol wanting to be herself
>Onee San role model from esteemed athletics club wishing to find a purpose of life
>MC helps all of them achieve their dreams
>Confession arc arrives
>Everyone confesses, but cuts out just as the MC is about to give his answer
>readers blueball'd
>Final scene involves all 3 girls meeting each other at a diner
>They all recount their stories
>None of them got a yes
>MC got engaged with his pervert wingman friend

>NTR hentai
>It's just a collection of short stories about a pet dog that's apathetic and dismissive about his owner but treats every guest as friendly as he could

 

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[ShrimpShady]

Here are some of mine.

1. Prohibition-era Chicago. Cute girls bootlegging alcohol. Genre's slice of life with occasional gunfights and cement shoes.
2. Generic romance protagonist finally finds the courage to confess to the girl he likes. Turns out he accidentally confessed to her identical twin and she says yes. Hijinks ensue.
3. Generic harem protagonist has a curse that makes him forget every love confession given to him. The only way for the assorted girls who are arbitrarily in love with him to have him remember their confessions is by kissing him. But of course, they don't. The title for this one is Kokuha-chu.
4. Dystopian setting where the underwear you're allowed to wear is regulated by the government according to your age. The protagonist is a 30-year-old bear panties-loving office lady who rebels against the government.
5. The protagonists are a miserable NEET guy and a single mom. One day, they switch bodies. Something something social commentary.

I have quite a bit more, but this'll be all for now.

 

[Deleted member 45782]

The slice of life of a young adult feeling hopeless and bit lonely in the world. Everyday is the same routine, there's not much they can do to get out of it without cutting their living needs. But they feel hollow inside. Everyday that emptiness is growing stronger and stronger like a black hole that sucks all the time and energy and emotions the person has. Til one day they meet a young woman on the bus on the ride home. An aspiring artist. No matter how many things seems to be pitted at them (she tends get tripped or splashed on or dropping papers everywhere, super clumsy before go on bus), she's always smiling and always jovial. It's not like she's wet ears thu, she knows better than to wear rosy talented glasses yet always manage keep bright smile. They wonder how they do it. To always smile no matter what and always bright outlook. They bond and get closer but she has a secret that's eating her away, something that she feels hesitant to tell others. She's in pain, pain that is not physical but invisible, something that others can't really explain well on. It's all just kept tucked behind a quiet smile on the surface.

Your brother has gotten into a bit of a mess. You being the older sibling, of course has to be the one to clean their muck up. Only, it's complicated. Your brother has the power to time travel and create portals and loopholes but of course things he does there in that time period affects the current time you're in. Sometimes he does it out of instinct like saving a cat or a human other times it's likes he sleepwalking and time traveling at the same time. Real risky. This time it's more sh. He time traveled back and now your mother's a cow with udders and all, your dad is disappeared under suspicious unbelievable circumstances and your aunty and Uncle moved. You know, the least favorite relatives among the family who always claim they were taken for cattle for Ufo. What sucks is you don't have the power to clean up stuff cause somehow you obviously don't have ability to time travel althu you have some weird other special talents. So now you gotta drag your 8yr old brother (who half time is sleeping anyways) with you everywhere (use backpack with leash for toddlers helped tremendously during the flight).

 

[AliceShiki]

>Harem school setting
>Typical plot with MC and his pervert wingman friend
>Big breasted library shy gal who wants to be a poet
>Gyaru who's secretly a pure looking idol wanting to be herself
>Onee San role model from esteemed athletics club wishing to find a purpose of life
>MC helps all of them achieve their dreams
>Confession arc arrives
>Everyone confesses, but cuts out just as the MC is about to give his answer
>readers blueball'd
>Final scene involves all 3 girls meeting each other at a diner
>They all recount their stories
>None of them got a yes
>MC got engaged with his pervert wingman friend

I somehow expected this ending~

>NTR hentai
>It's just a collection of short stories about a pet dog that's apathetic and dismissive about his owner but treats every guest as friendly as he could

This seems like the most interesting one~

 

[gaylolis]

i just want neutral milk hotel's band story to be adapted into anime. i think jeff mangum is a pretty oool guy.

i'm so anticipating the moment they animated jeff mangum singing: I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST, JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU YES I DOOOOOOOOO

 

[BenJepheneT]

i just want neutral milk hotel's band story to be adapted into anime. i think jeff mangum is a pretty oool guy.

i'm so anticipating the moment they animated jeff mangum singing: I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST, JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU YES I DOOOOOOOOO

Jeff Magnum goes completely schizo in a dark room going "GHOST GHOST I KNOW YOU LIVE WITHIN ME"

The season finale is just the entirety of Pree-Sisters Swallowing A Donkey's Eye with the whole band laying dead on the floor