Politicians (It's not about politics, trust)

Nevafrost

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It was way too funny so I couldn’t help sharing this with yall.
So, there are these two politicians who were fighting for the same parliamentary seat. Let's call them Paul(30 y/o) and Adam(60+ y/o). So, Paul is a new politician and Adam has 40 years of experience in this field. But Adam is a total corrupt.
Paul always badmouths Adam and Adam is just a chill guy.
Paul: Adam bla bla, Adam bla bla.
Adam on the other hand,
Adam: He is trying to ragebait me but even my son is older than him so I ain't falling for it.
Paul: Mister, I might be younger than you but my experience is not filled with filthy black money.
So, Paul released a song for the election and went in front of Adam's house with big loud speakers and danced to that song (It's not illegal btw). There is this "Anti-Paul" meeting and Paul stood behind one of the person who was threatening him,"I give him 1 hour to apologize foe what he said."
Paul: Oops, I'm sorry. Now, can you tell them to vote for me? ??
Mann, the internet is going crazy watching the banter between these two, everyone is LOVING it.
Edit: I forgot to add that there are a lot of BL ffs, ch.ai about them.
 
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Omarfaruq

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Nevafrost said:
It was way too funny so I couldn’t help sharing this with yall.
So, there are these two politicians who were fighting for the same parliamentary seat. Let's call them Paul(30 y/o) and Adam(60+ y/o). So, Paul is a new politician and Adam has 40 years of experience in this field. But Adam is a total corrupt.
Paul always badmouths Adam and Adam is just a chill guy.
Paul: Adam bla bla, Adam bla bla.
Adam on the other hand,
Adam: He is trying to ragebait me but even my son is older than me so I ain't falling for it.
Paul: Mister, I might be younger than you but my experience is not filled with filthy black money.
So, Paul released a song for the election and went in front of Adam's house with big loud speakers and danced to that song (It's not illegal btw). There is this "Anti-Paul" meeting and Paul stood behind one of the person who was threatening him,"I give him 1 hour to apologize foe what he said."
Paul: Oops, I'm sorry. Now, can you tell them to vote for me? ??
Mann, the internet is going crazy watching the banter between these two, everyone is LOVING it.
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But I didn't find it funny, onee-sama.
 
Hans.Trondheim

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In connection to this, I have a politician story...

See, there's a politician named Robin in the Philippines. He's so 'macho' that he thinks depression is a sign of weakness, and since a lot of kids in the Flipland suffer from some kind of depression, he said one day...

"YOU KIDS ARE WEAK! IN MY TIME DURING THE 90s, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS DEPRESSION!"

Then, nary three days ago, he said this...

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Translation: "There are many times I cried and got depressed. My depression is real, and not digital."

Question: Is Robin weak?
 
Nevafrost

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once our IT minister said that internet was shut down because rain water got inside the satellite.
Hans.Trondheim said:
In connection to this, I have a politician story...

See, there's a politician named Robin in the Philippines. He's so 'macho' that he thinks depression is a sign of weakness, and since a lot of kids in the Flipland suffer from some kind of depression, he said one day...

"YOU KIDS ARE WEAK! IN MY TIME DURING THE 90s, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS DEPRESSION!"

Then, nary three days ago, he said this...

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Translation: "There are many times I cried and got depressed. My depression is real, and not digital."

Question: Is Robin weak?
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Conqueror_Quack said:
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Hans.Trondheim

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Nevafrost said:
once our IT minister said that internet was shut down because rain water got inside the satellite.
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We had a misogynistic president before, though he's now at The Hague facing trial for his stupid and ineffective drug war. He was succeeded by a convicted tax evader (a crime in the Philippines).
 
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