Perfectly Legal Questionnaire.

[JayMark]

Please answer the following questions to the best of your ability so that the lawfirm of Muffin, Cupcake, And Bagel can assess your possible right to legal compensation.

1. What do you you do on a rainy day?
2. Biggest pet peeves?
3. Missing novel?
4. Ice cream, cake, or ice cream cake?
5. Favorite genre of music?
6. What can I do with points???
7. What is the best way to cool down when it is deathly hot?
8. Goals! Everyone has goals right?
9. How new is this site?
10. How famous Tony in here?
11. Back To School?
12. What Does SHF Stand For?
13. Is a salaryman or a NEET worse as an MC?
14. Showers or Baths?
15. What would you name a snake?
16. Favorite anime?
17. How long does it take for a picture change?
18. When is the best time to type?
19. Do you like fluff?
20. What would the government do if there was suddenly superpowers.

 

[Valmond]

I’m entitled to a free muffin.

 

[JayMark]

What has cousin Vinny ever done to you? He was a good muffin, a family muffin, a wife and four tarts. You've made four tarts orphans on this day. I'm speechless. This will be investigated. You better hope these files are deepfakes.

 

[Hoshino]

Hmm. I'll consider answering 'em later now gota study...

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Please answer the following questions to the best of your ability so that the lawfirm of Muffin, Cupcake, And Bagel can assess your possible right to legal compensation.

1. What do you you do on a rainy day?

I work or laze around. But usually the latter.

2. Biggest pet peeves?

LitRPG.

3. Missing novel?

None.

4. Ice cream, cake, or ice cream cake?

How about I kill myself by taking in a drum of sugar?

5. Favorite genre of music?

Anime, classical, heavy metal, OPM

6. What can I do with points???

I dunno. You think.

7. What is the best way to cool down when it is deathly hot?

Become a corpse.

8. Goals! Everyone has goals right?

I don't. I'm not a soccer player.

9. How new is this site?

As new as your cow mother.

10. How famous Tony in here?

As famous as when he bans someone.

11. Back To School?

Since August last year, yes.

12. What Does SHF Stand For?

Shy, Horny F*ckers.

13. Is a salaryman or a NEET worse aas an MC?

I'm worse than everyone.

14. Showers or Baths?

Dip.

15. What would you name a snake?

NotPoisonous.

16. Favorite anime?

Zero no Tsukaima.

17. How long does it take for a picture change?

Depends on my crazies.

18. When is the best time to type?

When you are in front of your keyboard.

19. Do you like fluff?

Yes.

20. What would the government do if there was suddenly superpowers.

Fuck you and me as always.

 

[HarperMcFarlane]

Does this law firm happen to know The Muffin Man? ?

 

[Phantonym]

Indubitably

 

[Corty]

Please answer the following questions to the best of your ability so that the lawfirm of Muffin, Cupcake, And Bagel can assess your possible right to legal compensation.

1. What do you you do on a rainy day?

Go to work.

2. Biggest pet peeves?

Going to work.

3. Missing novel?

Lost it at work.

4. Ice cream, cake, or ice cream cake?

Ice cream.

5. Favorite genre of music?

Metal.

6. What can I do with points???

Ego boosting.

7. What is the best way to cool down when it is deathly hot?

Moving to Siberia.

8. Goals! Everyone has goals right?

They are usually footballers. And I mean football, not eggball-carrying.

9. How new is this site?

In internet terms, it counts as an adult.

10. How famous Tony in here?

That's God-Emperor Tony to you.

11. Back To School?

I wish.

12. What Does SHF Stand For?

Supreme Hall of Fame

13. Is a salaryman or a NEET worse as an MC?

A neet NEET.

14. Showers or Baths?

Bath.

15. What would you name a snake?

Noodle.

16. Favorite anime?

Youjo Senki

17. How long does it take for a picture change?

Depends on my internet speeds.

18. When is the best time to type?

When it's quiet.

19. Do you like fluff?

Yes.

20. What would the government do if there was suddenly superpowers.

Monopolize, outlaw, enslave.

 

[Deleted member 41774]

1. What do you you do on a rainy day?

Same as what I do during sunny day.

2. Biggest pet peeves?

Sadbois and edgelords

3. Missing novel?

Got eaten by a rat

4. Ice cream, cake, or ice cream cake?

Both. Both is good.

5. Favorite genre of music?

Instrumentals, electronic, video game OSTs, rock, lofi, jazz

6. What can I do with points???

Put a custom title and a profile banner?

7. What is the best way to cool down when it is deathly hot?

Take a cold shower.

8. Goals! Everyone has goals right?

Any hole's a goal or so they say--

9. How new is this site?

No idea.

10. How famous Tony in here?

I mean he's the owner so...

11. Back To School?

Would be fun.

12. What Does SHF Stand For?

Shaved Head Federation

13. Is a salaryman or a NEET worse as an MC?

It doesn't matter if they're flatter than a girl's A cup breast

14. Showers or Baths?

There's a difference?

15. What would you name a snake?

Jimmy or something idk

16. Favorite anime?

Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei

17. How long does it take for a picture change?

Depends on when do I find a funnier image than the current one

18. When is the best time to type?

At night hehe~

19. Do you like fluff?

Yes.

20. What would the government do if there was suddenly superpowers.

Whatever they did in One Punch Man and MHA or The Boys

 

[Daydreamers]

Please answer the following questions to the best of your ability so that the lawfirm of Muffin, Cupcake, And Bagel can assess your possible right to legal compensation.

1. What do you you do on a rainy day?

I smoke

2. Biggest pet peeves?

work

4. Ice cream, cake, or ice cream cake?

both

5. Favorite genre of music?

everything

6. What can I do with points???

take pride in them

7. What is the best way to cool down when it is deathly hot?

swim

8. Goals! Everyone has goals right?

no

9. How new is this site?

idk

10. How famous Tony in here?

I'm new, and I heard his name a couple of times so ...

11. Back To School?

would be fun

12. What Does SHF Stand For?

so halal feelings

13. Is a salaryman or a NEET worse as an MC?

if all there is to the mc is a NEET or a salaryman then the mc is the worst , he shouldn't be defined by this

14. Showers or Baths?

bath

15. What would you name a snake?

orochimaro

16. Favorite anime?

idk it s between monster , fmab and naruto

17. How long does it take for a picture change?

eternity

18. When is the best time to type?

now

19. Do you like fluff?

neutral

20. What would the government do if there was suddenly superpowers.

panic

 

[Phantonym]

Please answer the following questions to the best of your ability so that the lawfirm of Muffin, Cupcake, And Bagel can assess your possible right to legal compensation.

1. What do you you do on a rainy day?

Sleep, read, or play video games

2. Biggest pet peeves?

When people don’t fully close the door and when people you get than me patronize me

3. Missing novel?

4. Ice cream, cake, or ice cream cake?

All of the above

5. Favorite genre of music?

Phonk

6. What can I do with points???

Hoard them

7. What is the best way to cool down when it is deathly hot?

Swim or not go outside

8. Goals! Everyone has goals right?

Depends on who you ask. I do

9. How new is this site?

5 years old

10. How famous Tony in here?

Tony is

11. Back To School?

Sadly

12. What Does SHF Stand For?

13. Is a salaryman or a NEET worse as an MC?

Anyone insufferable is the worst depends on how the writer portrays the character

14. Showers or Baths?

Showers

15. What would you name a snake?

Scales or fangs

16. Favorite anime?

Sword art: online first arc

17. How long does it take for a picture change?

Always and never and in between

18. When is the best time to type?

Free time

19. Do you like fluff?

20. What would the government do if there was suddenly superpowers.

Depends on the government
I did it… happy?

 

[JayMark]

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[Phantonym]

Did you write all of that impressive

 

[JayMark]

Did you write all of that impressive

I didn't write it. It was written by Mrs. Cruller in compliance.

 

[Phantonym]

Ah ok

 

[Hoshino]

Now that i have time. Here ya go, kid.

Please answer the following questions to the best of your ability so that the lawfirm of Muffin, Cupcake, And Bagel can assess your possible right to legal compensation.

1. What do you you do on a rainy day?

Stand in the rain to and look at the sky, 'cuase its cool

2. Biggest pet peeves?

Dunno

3. Missing novel?

The one, i wrote in high school

4. Ice cream, cake, or ice cream cake?

All of the above.

5. Favorite genre of music?

Instrumental, Orchestra, or maybe Lofi hip hop

6. What can I do with points???

Fraud.

7. What is the best way to cool down when it is deathly hot?

Well.To stand in the rain. If it isn't raining, then go above a 50 feet tall building and camp there. The air is pretty good there.

8. Goals! Everyone has goals right?

To commit mass murder genocide—i mean world dominance—I mean to destroy the government
(My hate for the government burns deep)

9. How new is this site?

Novel Updates is pretty Good.

10. How famous Tony in here?

Who is tony? Tony stark?

11. Back To School?

Yep. College is tough.

12. What Does SHF Stand For?

Sexual harassment Fluorescent

13. Is a salaryman or a NEET worse as an MC?

Salaryman/women

14. Showers or Baths?

Showers

15. What would you name a snake?

XenKuzuwailreötï

16. Favorite anime?

Rascal doesn't dream of Bunny girl senpai.

17. How long does it take for a picture change?

42^62^62 × 42!62 ± Ω+1 hours

18. When is the best time to type?

When I'm free.

19. Do you like fluff?

Absolutel—... Not!

20. What would the government do if there was suddenly superpowers.

Fuck the government!

21.Eat me?

Sure...?

 

[Phantonym]

He added a clause! His form is invalid!

 

[Shiriru_B]

1. What do you you do on a rainy day?

maybe watch out for lightning

2. Biggest pet peeves?

when scraps are left in the sink

3. Missing novel?

（；´д｀）ゞ

4. Ice cream, cake, or ice cream cake?

I like ice cream more then cake

5. Favorite genre of music?

Vocaloid, Hip hop

6. What can I do with points???

get a banner or reach the holy land

7. What is the best way to cool down when it is deathly hot?

a cold bath would do

8. Goals! Everyone has goals right?

uhhh sure (ˉ▽ˉ；)...

9. How new is this site?

I think this site was made back in 2019 if I remember correctly don't quote me though

10. How famous Tony in here?

about ╰（o_o）╯ that much I think

11. Back To School?

school? what's school, this school thing no longer exist in my dictionary

12. What Does SHF Stand For?

it means standard hetero feelings

13. Is a salaryman or a NEET worse as an MC?

no

14. Showers or Baths?

showers, you don't get steam from a bath like you do from showers

15. What would you name a snake?

Kroni or George

16. Favorite anime?

ghost in the shell

17. How long does it take for a picture change?

?

18. When is the best time to type?

when you are sitting

19. Do you like fluff?

sure, who doesn't like fluff

20. What would the government do if there was suddenly superpowers.

the government would probably enact martial law then register every superpower user and either force conscript every super power user or illegalize the use of supper powers if you don't carry a special permit

 

[Phantonym]

get a banner or reach the holy land

You can do that with points? I thought that was from hitting 150 messages

 

[Shiriru_B]

You can do that with points? I thought that was from hitting 150 messages

oh I was exercising my right for misinformation, its messages