One-Liners

minionlover

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Here's a list of one-liners (?) and catchphrases (?) I never got to use and probably never since I'm pretty sure half of these are stolen.

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"Skip dinner, get thinner."
"I work at a McDonalds, David. I'm replaceable."
"Touch me, you're gay." "Touch." "...you little shit."
"I underestimated your dumbassary."
"If anyone objects, keep it to yourselves."
"What more evidence could you ask? My client said she was deadass."
"I crapped out a child."
"What if she finds out!" "She'll never find out, that's the point of lying."
"Camel Urine."
"This is a video of man running over a child. I know it's hard to watch, that's why I'll show it twice."
"He's a man of principle. Dubious principles, but principles nevertheless."
*Gets stabbed* "Ah, last words."
"Pain is just weakness leaving the body." "Boy, what the fuck are you on about."
"Oh my god Janet. Please don't tell me you're falling for a frog again."
"You thought you killed me just because I died?"
 
TheEldritchGod

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All I can think of is to cry more and maybe start making soulful pencil drawings of horses.
Looking at you makes me want to re-spec into being anything other than human.
She looks like one of her eyes has a restraining order against the other.
You are the Rapunzel of daughters, except instead of letting down your hair, you let down everyone in your life.
Am I being lectured to by a piece of beef jerky?
You make me wish I had more middle fingers.
People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore.
Her teeth were so bad she could eat an apple through a fence.
Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.
You’re so inbred you’re a sandwich.
Someday you’ll go far. And I really hope you stay there.
Legends say, that if you say "Age of Sigmar" three times in front of a mirror, Matt Ward appears to ruin your favorite piece of fluff.
She had amazing breasts for a woman who had just been shot
If you could suck your own dick then you would finally suck at everything.
I’m sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
You have a severe case of 'dump pig's blood on me at the prom' face.
I want you to be the pallbearer at my funeral so you can let me down one last time.
Where does snow come from? Broken dreams.They fall to earth covered in cold unforgiving reality.


Today we hunt the most dangerous prey...
What's that?
Man.
Pfft Man? Man isn't dangerous. Everything kills man. Man is way down on the list. Somewhere between Koala and retarded Koala.
 
Ilikewaterkusa

Ilikewaterkusa

You have to take out their families...
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Xx_NoLongerTheMinionlover_xX said:
Here's a list of one-liners (?) and catchphrases (?) I never got to use and probably never since I'm pretty sure half of these are stolen.

———

"Skip dinner, get thinner."
"I work at a McDonalds, David. I'm replaceable."
"Touch me, you're gay." "Touch." "...you little shit."
"I underestimated your dumbassary."
"If anyone objects, keep it to yourselves."
"What more evidence could you ask? My client said she was deadass."
"I crapped out a child."
"What if she finds out!" "She'll never find out, that's the point of lying."
"Camel Urine."
"This is a video of man running over a child. I know it's hard to watch, that's why I'll show it twice."
"He's a man of principle. Dubious principles, but principles nevertheless."
*Gets stabbed* "Ah, last words."
"Pain is just weakness leaving the body." "Boy, what the fuck are you on about."
"Oh my god Janet. Please don't tell me you're falling for a frog again."
"You thought you killed me just because I died?"
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“I’M A GEORGE LLOYD CONSERVATIVE! FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHTS OF THE LLOYD RACE! YES I AM A RACE WARRIOR! BUT ONLY FOR GEORGE LLOYD! MY ONE AND ONLY KING!”
Ilikewaterkusa said:
“I’M A GEORGE LLOYD CONSERVATIVE! FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHTS OF THE LLOYD RACE! YES I AM A RACE WARRIOR! BUT ONLY FOR GEORGE LLOYD! MY ONE AND ONLY KING!”
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@Lloyd
 
Zinless

Zinless

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"We're here playing chess and he's out there playing Dynasty Warriors."
 
TASTYLEADPAINT

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georgelee5786 said:
Average anime MC
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CupcakeNinja

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Xx_NoLongerTheMinionlover_xX said:
Here's a list of one-liners (?) and catchphrases (?) I never got to use and probably never since I'm pretty sure half of these are stolen.

———

"Skip dinner, get thinner."
"I work at a McDonalds, David. I'm replaceable."
"Touch me, you're gay." "Touch." "...you little shit."
"I underestimated your dumbassary."
"If anyone objects, keep it to yourselves."
"What more evidence could you ask? My client said she was deadass."
"I crapped out a child."
"What if she finds out!" "She'll never find out, that's the point of lying."
"Camel Urine."
"This is a video of man running over a child. I know it's hard to watch, that's why I'll show it twice."
"He's a man of principle. Dubious principles, but principles nevertheless."
*Gets stabbed* "Ah, last words."
"Pain is just weakness leaving the body." "Boy, what the fuck are you on about."
"Oh my god Janet. Please don't tell me you're falling for a frog again."
"You thought you killed me just because I died?"
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"You would need the power of God himself and the help of every goddamn medical professional in the world to even attempt removing my face from between these asscheeks"

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CupcakeNinja said:
"You would need the power of God himself and the help of every goddamn medical professional in the world to even attempt removing my face from between these asscheeks"

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fuck, wait, i think i misunderstood what kind of one-liners you were talking about here
 
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