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Thank you to everyone who submitted Vampire Poems to rake in the New Year: @Rhaps , @K5Rakitan , @Anon2024 , @HelloHound , @Stealthy_Enigma , @YumekaWrites , @TsumiHokiro , @MatchaChocolate69 , @Dr.Quack , and @Amrasil207 .
This is the thread to vote on your favorites as we enter the second half of January. All of you awesome peeps will have until the end of January to vote for your favorite! Then, the winner of the peep's vote will get the Vampire Peeps Trophy! How exciting!
I will be picking the true winner in the meantime, who will get a specially drawn trophy by yours truly~
Without further ado, here are the poems in no particular order. Heh, I guess you have to read them.
This is the thread to vote on your favorites as we enter the second half of January. All of you awesome peeps will have until the end of January to vote for your favorite! Then, the winner of the peep's vote will get the Vampire Peeps Trophy! How exciting!
I will be picking the true winner in the meantime, who will get a specially drawn trophy by yours truly~
Without further ado, here are the poems in no particular order. Heh, I guess you have to read them.
Vampires suck
They don’t eat Peking duck
You hit them with a truck
Then when dead you can f—
Of course with enough luck,
You can scream and tuck
Just don't use the muck
Or you'll never get a truck... George Lee.
They don’t eat Peking duck
You hit them with a truck
Then when dead you can f—
Of course with enough luck,
You can scream and tuck
Just don't use the muck
Or you'll never get a truck... George Lee.
tentatively titled "Suppertime"
Bound in marigolds and morning glory vines
I hold your petal soft skin in my aberant hand, the surface tension threatening to pop
Your thrilled gaze meeting my own quixotic self, agog
Your hands can grasp at air, and my hands can grasp at you as I please
Monstrous and wanting my fingers drag
Down and under your ribs
A muffled sound and you're spread out in front of my esurient and greedy eyes
Blood and ichor baptise the table
My mouth waters in front and on my prey
I wish to sate and will state weigh
Cliche it may be, a hungry monster and a meal decorated in flowers
All's that's missing is the apple between your teeth
Bound in marigolds and morning glory vines
I hold your petal soft skin in my aberant hand, the surface tension threatening to pop
Your thrilled gaze meeting my own quixotic self, agog
Your hands can grasp at air, and my hands can grasp at you as I please
Monstrous and wanting my fingers drag
Down and under your ribs
A muffled sound and you're spread out in front of my esurient and greedy eyes
Blood and ichor baptise the table
My mouth waters in front and on my prey
I wish to sate and will state weigh
Cliche it may be, a hungry monster and a meal decorated in flowers
All's that's missing is the apple between your teeth
Old McDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O!
And on his farm he had a wife
E-I-E-I-O!
With a fuck-fuck here and a fuck-fuck there
Here a fuck, there a fuck, everywhere a fuck-fuck
Old McDonald had a wife
E-I-E-I-O!
Old McDonald had a wife
E-I-E-I-O!
And from his wife a son was born
E-I-E-I-O!
With a push-push here and a scream-scream there
Here a push, there a scream, everywhere a push-scream
Old McDonald had a son
E-I-E-I-O!
Old McDonald had a son
E-I-E-I-O!
And after his son came a placenta
E-I-E-I-O!
With a push-push here and a gush-gush there
Here a push, there a gush, everywhere a push-gush
Old McDonald had a placenta
E-I-E-I-O!
Old McDonald had a placenta
E-I-E-I-O!
And yonder vampire smelled the placenta
E-I-E-I-O!
With a chomp-chomp here and a suck-suck there
Here a chomp, there a suck, everywhere a chomp-suck
Old McDonald had a vampire
E-I-E-I-O!
McDonald's Vampire had a thirst
E-I-E-I-O!
And his wife made lots of milk
E-I-E-I-O!
With a pump-pump here and a slurp slurp there
Here a pump, there a slurp, everywhere a pump-slurp
They lived happily ever after
E-I-E-I-O!
E-I-E-I-O!
And on his farm he had a wife
E-I-E-I-O!
With a fuck-fuck here and a fuck-fuck there
Here a fuck, there a fuck, everywhere a fuck-fuck
Old McDonald had a wife
E-I-E-I-O!
Old McDonald had a wife
E-I-E-I-O!
And from his wife a son was born
E-I-E-I-O!
With a push-push here and a scream-scream there
Here a push, there a scream, everywhere a push-scream
Old McDonald had a son
E-I-E-I-O!
Old McDonald had a son
E-I-E-I-O!
And after his son came a placenta
E-I-E-I-O!
With a push-push here and a gush-gush there
Here a push, there a gush, everywhere a push-gush
Old McDonald had a placenta
E-I-E-I-O!
Old McDonald had a placenta
E-I-E-I-O!
And yonder vampire smelled the placenta
E-I-E-I-O!
With a chomp-chomp here and a suck-suck there
Here a chomp, there a suck, everywhere a chomp-suck
Old McDonald had a vampire
E-I-E-I-O!
McDonald's Vampire had a thirst
E-I-E-I-O!
And his wife made lots of milk
E-I-E-I-O!
With a pump-pump here and a slurp slurp there
Here a pump, there a slurp, everywhere a pump-slurp
They lived happily ever after
E-I-E-I-O!
In the dark of night, I prowl and track,
Searching for the beasts who lurks in shadows
Their deadly teeth and claws, their crimson glare,
Bring dread and fear, as they stalk the night.
Their prey, they target, humans of all kinds,
And feed on their blood, in a terrible bind.
Their evil deeds, their twisted minds,
Bring horror to all, who cross their paths.
But I am here, to hunt these frights,
To end their reign, of terror and fear.
With my stakes, and cross,
I will destroy them, and end their careers.
In daylight, I wait and prepare,
For in the night, I hunt without care.
With silver bullets, and holy water,
I will purge the vampires, from the earth forever.
Their days are numbered, their end is nigh,
For I am the hunter, and they will die.
Searching for the beasts who lurks in shadows
Their deadly teeth and claws, their crimson glare,
Bring dread and fear, as they stalk the night.
Their prey, they target, humans of all kinds,
And feed on their blood, in a terrible bind.
Their evil deeds, their twisted minds,
Bring horror to all, who cross their paths.
But I am here, to hunt these frights,
To end their reign, of terror and fear.
With my stakes, and cross,
I will destroy them, and end their careers.
In daylight, I wait and prepare,
For in the night, I hunt without care.
With silver bullets, and holy water,
I will purge the vampires, from the earth forever.
Their days are numbered, their end is nigh,
For I am the hunter, and they will die.
Thirst of Love: A Vampire's Longing
In the moon's soft glow, a tale unfolds,
Of a cute vampire, her love untold.
With eyes that gleam like the night's dark art,
She longs to taste the essence of her lover's heart.
A gentle whisper, a sweet caress,
Her longing for her love, she can't suppress.
In the stillness of the midnight air,
She dreams of tasting her beloved's despair.
But this vampire's heart, it beats with care,
For her lover's safety, she's ever aware.
She craves the warmth, the pulse so sweet,
Yet her love's protection, she'll never cheat.
In the depths of night, beneath the stars above,
They share a bond, an immortal love.
Though the thirst may tempt her, she'll resist,
For her lover's embrace, she can't resist.
In the shadows they dance, their hearts aligned,
A vampire's love, forever entwined.
Through the ages, their passion will endure,
A love that's timeless, sweet, and pure.
In the moon's soft glow, a tale unfolds,
Of a cute vampire, her love untold.
With eyes that gleam like the night's dark art,
She longs to taste the essence of her lover's heart.
A gentle whisper, a sweet caress,
Her longing for her love, she can't suppress.
In the stillness of the midnight air,
She dreams of tasting her beloved's despair.
But this vampire's heart, it beats with care,
For her lover's safety, she's ever aware.
She craves the warmth, the pulse so sweet,
Yet her love's protection, she'll never cheat.
In the depths of night, beneath the stars above,
They share a bond, an immortal love.
Though the thirst may tempt her, she'll resist,
For her lover's embrace, she can't resist.
In the shadows they dance, their hearts aligned,
A vampire's love, forever entwined.
Through the ages, their passion will endure,
A love that's timeless, sweet, and pure.
Trouble arrives, though unknown~
Heart's surprise, will be shown~
Even it pries into your bone~
Forsake our eyes, none can atone~
Like the skies, written in stone~
Undead prize, more than a thrown~
Freedom lies, upon this zone~
For, I surmise, addiction has grown~
Heart's surprise, will be shown~
Even it pries into your bone~
Forsake our eyes, none can atone~
Like the skies, written in stone~
Undead prize, more than a thrown~
Freedom lies, upon this zone~
For, I surmise, addiction has grown~
On the cold porphyry I lay, my life fleeting,
From my abdomen, warm blood steadily seeping.
Paralyzed, witnessing my own demise,
In a cruel world, death's grip my final prize.
"I want to live!" in agony, I cry,
Amidst a deluge of thoughts, this plea won't die.
A voice echoes, figures blur in sight,
Half-closed eyes reach out to the shadow in the night.
"Your life was naught," echoes harsh and grave,
"Useless as death, a mere existence to save."
"Save me," I whisper, voice weak and thin,
Ready to pay the cost, for a new life to begin.
She bends over, in deadly beauty dressed,
Eyes of ice, dark hair moonlit, unblessed.
Her cold hand caresses, my face it graces,
Closes my eyelids, "Die, and rise from life's traces."
With her blood, a new life unfolds,
In eternal darkness, an ancient prophecy told.
Reborn with a thirst unquenchable,
A vampire in shadows, in a world unimaginable.
From my abdomen, warm blood steadily seeping.
Paralyzed, witnessing my own demise,
In a cruel world, death's grip my final prize.
"I want to live!" in agony, I cry,
Amidst a deluge of thoughts, this plea won't die.
A voice echoes, figures blur in sight,
Half-closed eyes reach out to the shadow in the night.
"Your life was naught," echoes harsh and grave,
"Useless as death, a mere existence to save."
"Save me," I whisper, voice weak and thin,
Ready to pay the cost, for a new life to begin.
She bends over, in deadly beauty dressed,
Eyes of ice, dark hair moonlit, unblessed.
Her cold hand caresses, my face it graces,
Closes my eyelids, "Die, and rise from life's traces."
With her blood, a new life unfolds,
In eternal darkness, an ancient prophecy told.
Reborn with a thirst unquenchable,
A vampire in shadows, in a world unimaginable.
Night of Madness
't is high night of delirium
Inside your mind they dwell
Maggot, do not try to squirm
For even you feel their fell
How inside you they worm
Hold it, lest be your last yell
Lust for madness abashes
Mistress unjust everlast
't is high night of delirium
Inside your mind they dwell
Maggot, do not try to squirm
For even you feel their fell
How inside you they worm
Hold it, lest be your last yell
Lust for madness abashes
Mistress unjust everlast
M A N S U C K S
Manners maketh the man, aye thusly thee do be spring of blood.
An enigmatic drip of sanguinary oasis delight as audaciously it be.
Nay be revelry, nay be sagacity, hark the kindling's brood yet brooding is no good.
Sing a song to be sung for the ruler's glory as it always meant to be.
Unfettered and undeterred, elegant and bloody yet ne'er choosy for the nosy.
Clamour of Knight's Oath utmost gallantry paled in the face of sorcery.
Keenly blessed to slay the ruler's brood, but dread marred path is vainglory.
Silver sought and blade brought, the ruler fought and the knight turned ever so gory.
Manners maketh the man, aye thusly thee do be spring of blood.
An enigmatic drip of sanguinary oasis delight as audaciously it be.
Nay be revelry, nay be sagacity, hark the kindling's brood yet brooding is no good.
Sing a song to be sung for the ruler's glory as it always meant to be.
Unfettered and undeterred, elegant and bloody yet ne'er choosy for the nosy.
Clamour of Knight's Oath utmost gallantry paled in the face of sorcery.
Keenly blessed to slay the ruler's brood, but dread marred path is vainglory.
Silver sought and blade brought, the ruler fought and the knight turned ever so gory.
Never have I had a friend who loves memes like you...
Gonna eat some cake,
Give some gifts, (like this card)
You better appreciate the card...
Up and down my pencil goes to write a poem for you...
Never will I stop writing bad poems for you...
Gonna get mad, will you?
Let me explain...
You have been Rickrolled.
Down into the bottomless pit I must go...
NeVeR gOnNa TuRn ArOuNd AnD hUrT yOu
Gonna eat some cake,
Give some gifts, (like this card)
You better appreciate the card...
Up and down my pencil goes to write a poem for you...
Never will I stop writing bad poems for you...
Gonna get mad, will you?
Let me explain...
You have been Rickrolled.
Down into the bottomless pit I must go...
NeVeR gOnNa TuRn ArOuNd AnD hUrT yOu
