My Ex told me I have a hole in my heart...

[QuercusMalus]

...She was right.
The surgery to close it is next friday.....?.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Why didn't you put this in @TheMonotonePuppet's dad jokes thread? The fact that you didn't has left a hole in my cold undead heart.

 

[georgelee5786]

my ex put a hole in my heart.

Spoiler

.45 ACP is a bitch

 

[BigBadBoi]

my ex put a hole in my heart.

Spoiler

.45 ACP is a bitch

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME

 

[Deleted member 84247]

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME

I am so sad I didn't think of this.

 

[J_Chemist]

I am so sad I didn't think of this.

Typical.

 

[Peter3135566]

My Ex told me I have a hole in my heart...
Now she has a hole in hers (stabbing sounds)

Game over - bad ending discoverd

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Typical.

? ???

 

[Deleted member 1244]

Extra inventory space? Yes please!

 

[Corty]

None of you can say “wholeheartedly” anymore.

Facts.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

None of you can say “wholeheartedly” anymore.

Facts.

But we can say "holeheartedly"

 

[QuercusMalus]

Bought this for after the surgery.

 

[Alfir]

I want a hole too. Lots of them.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

I want a hole too. Lots of them.

?????

 

[Alfir]

?????

Hole me more~!!

 

[l8rose]

I mean... you do have holes... arteries are holes. That's how the body juice goes to other places.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Hole me more~!!

 

[Alfir]

I mean... you do have holes... arteries are holes. That's how the body juice goes to other places.

But enclosed tubes don't have holes, right? Where do the holes end then? I don't know...

 

[l8rose]

But enclosed tubes don't have holes, right? Where do the holes end then? I don't know...

It's just one big hole.

 

[Notadate]

Don’t worry. My sister had heart surgery too