Most stupid words written in novel that made you re read it

[Shade01]

I will start with Chinese novel in which was written.

sun and moon are stars too

Let's see what will be most dumb sentence.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

There were some midgets sharing a hummus dip. Though this story has nothing to do with them. ~Francis of the Filth, page 1

 

[ThisAdamGuy]

"An arm protruded from the brick wall, as if the wall had decided to grow an arm."
~Amber Silverblood, Chapter 1, ThisAdamGuy

 

[CharlesEBrown]

"So I axed the curly head woman"
After reading that twice (and realizing he ASKED her, not he cut off said curly head with an axe) I just gave up on Jump.