Making rules in the broken world

[Agentt]

Okay, so the forums are becoming depressed day by day and people are inclining towards dark humor. Not that I mind, but I think it is time to go to the basics of comedy. The time when comedy didn't necessarily mean that someone has to get hurt. We Are Talking About CARTOON HUMOR


1. You are a newly appointed young king
2. The world is weird.
Originally this was supposed to my next work but this site needs some happy people for that.
Some examples, add your own
The king wants to be prince once again so he uses the 7 wyvern balls to bring the old king back.
The demon king was resurrected through power of love since someone saw a random corpse(of demon king) and thought the body was still warm enough to do..those kind of things.
The courts of law, instead of making people take the oath that they will say the truth, they ask them to if they don't not want to not tell the word which isn't the truth. Hence people generally are convicted for not telling the truth.
Once someone asked god if he likes beach or mountains. The god became so confused that he began to play with his beard and finally decided to just destroy the universe.
Buddha is a masochistic pervert who roamed around naked looking for torture.
Not my idea but.....dwarves reproduce asexually by shaving off there beard and planting it and it becomes a new dwarf.

Not just isekai, you can add scifi as well.
The hero, strapping grenades to his chest, hugged the demon lord. "But this way, we both are gonna die" asked demon lord. "Lol poggers." Replied the hero


The hero's friend died. Next day he was alive again. It was very strange. Time to have sex with my wives again.

The soldiers are forced to fight with butter knives since the chefs found lightsabre to be excellent at cutting carrots.

A man was having problems looking for a parking spot due to his eyes and went to a doctor. The doctor, using his cutting edge technology, treated him. Now the man was finally blind and could park in spots reserved for blind




Add your own...or else, I know where you live. Make them funny....or else..I know where you keep your porn stash

 

[High-in-the-skys]

There is a hidden world under the bed. No, it's not where my pron stash is hidden nor boogieman is watching. Instead, portals are effective if they're under the bed. One can use the child's fear of the dark as a means of penalty. Addionally, one needs to be small and brave to use the bed-portal(ideally)

 

[Agentt]

There is a hidden world under the bed. No, it's not where my pron stash is hidden nor boogieman is watching. Instead, portals are effective if they're under the bed. One can use the child's fear of the dark as a means of penalty.

Instead the boogieman now lives in under a sofa since he is afraid of the dark

 

[Draconite]

Not just isekai, you can add scifi as well.
The hero, strapping grenades to his chest, hugged the demon lord. "But this way, we both are gonna die" asked demon lord. "Lol poggers." Replied the hero

Isn't that the frog and scorpion fairy tale?

A princess is trapped in a tower in nowhere and a knight came to save her but the one who kidnapped her is more beautiful than her so they make out

 

[Napelynn]

People really hate the landscape so their ability to make shovels and to dig is unnaturally developed. Most of the land is just piles of dirt now and people live inside them with no windows because even after digging everything up they still don't like the landscape.

 

[Draconite]

A wolf tried getting in a village by standing on two feet and everybody just think he got really thick body hair

 

[Napelynn]

Temperatures are always super low. Because of this people get their water by eating ice cubes.

 

[Draconite]

Somebody tried burying an egg because boredom duh, and the next day a palm tree grows there with giant eggs as fruit

A sage once asked to a chicken did the chicken or the egg came first, the chicken got so confused it self implode and managed to blow up a village.

After the explosion the chicken split into a chick and an egg

 

[Napelynn]

There was a dragon that really loved to eat, he loved to eat so much that he even ate himself. He then digested himself and then turned into a random piece of feces. Someone found this feces, felt the power it was radiating, and consumed it. He gained the strength of a dragon, but he died soon after because of how bad the taste of the feces was.

 

[Draconite]

A man once spouted a random sentence and people worship him as the messiah

 

[Napelynn]

A guy blew up an entire kingdom looking for donuts

 

[Draconite]

A mage once dropped a meteor because there's a cockroach in his house

 

[Napelynn]

A dimension was once destroyed because a space mage put the entire dimension inside his inventory, after that he died from oxygen deprivation.

 

[Draconite]

Somebody once assassinated a noble because he hurts his imaginary friend

 

[Napelynn]

Someone once hated school and studying so much that they learned every fact in the world, this let that person have an excuse to not go to school, however they went on to become a famous scholar because of they're newfound abundance of knowledge and had to study for a job.

 

[Kilolo]

It just the usual morning at Rivieas kingdom, Edward the crown prince just woke up and walking to the dinning hall for breakfast right after he wash his face.

"Hmm? Where's everyone?"

My breakfast is already served, but i didn't see anything in front of my parents chair, they didn't even there.
Could they be already eaten ahead of me? Those lazy bums? oh well, I'll ask someone later.

I start to gobble my bread and soup, and i hear the footstep of Sebastian my personal butler approaching me.

"Good morning my King, this servant is ready to receive you order." Sebastian bowed after he said so.

"Ah you've come, about yest-" i suddenly paused because i realized something weird.

"My king?"

"Hold up, why did you just call me a King, where the heck is my old man?"

"The previous King already announced his retirement at dusk yesterday, by right. You are the current king right now." said Sebastian solemnly.

",,,,"

i drop my spoon after hearing such a bomb news, i kept looking at him with my jaw open for a full second.

"..."

"..."

it doesn't seem to be a joke here......

"Retirement?! what do you mean by retirement?! there's no way you guys are fine with such a sudden declaration aren't you!?" my shout reverberate on the dining hall.

"Rest assured my King. We got full confidence in your regime."

"Oi"

I'm pressing my temple holding a headache.

"This got to be some bad joke, right? How can i become a king if I hadn't married yet? I don't even have a fiance. And where's my old man and my mom anyway?"

"Your bride is already prepared, she's on the way here and you're having a wedding ceremony this afternoon. The previous King and Queen said they're going to faraway country, by the way."

and where's my saying in this, damnit. The whole situation is totally scream danger to me. Especially the part when he mentioned my bride is on the way.....

i gulp my saliva and then ask the question that concerning me.

"Who am I going to marry?"

"Princess Lilina from Auberth Empire"

"....."

hearing that name i rose from my seat slowly, then exhale my breath....
I then gaze at the door.

*tap* *tap* *tap* *tap*

I'm running with all my might, trying to escape the horrible fate that awaits me

"Shadow Guards, get him." Sebastian giving order with a low tone.

not even halfway before i reach the door, two ninjas like unit apprehend me from behind.

"OI! this is high treason! I call it high treason!" I shout while trying to resist their clutch.

"It's not a treason, my King. we just doing our job for the stable future of this country"

"Alright! I get it, I get it! I'll manage this country as you wanted, I don't really have a qualm to be a King anyway. but can you guys at least change my bride?! why does it have to be her?!"

"She's a perfect candidate for my King, no?"

"Perfect my ass! That girl is bad news! Change her! look for someone else in our kingdom! I don't mind even if it's just a commoner family! wait, no. please just let me marry anyone from commoner family! I'm begging you!"

"The wedding invitation is already spread throughout the country, my King. It would be shameful if we suddenly change the bride"

"I would rather pick the shame than marrying her!!"

My butler just sighing and shakes his head after hearing my remarks, as if I'm a child throwing a tantrum.

"Just bear with it my King, lots of nobles from our and their country are raring to taking her as their wife. my King should realize how blessed my King is."

"That because you guys taste are just messed up. You damn slavedriver!!"

"Pardon my lack of vocabulary, my King, but I don't know what a slavedriver is"

ah.... right, there's no term of black company in this world.

"THIS ISN'T HOW I WANTED MY ISEKAI LIFE TO BE!!!"

I can only shout that in my heart.

 

[Draconite]

A man tried to make the most beautiful statue that has ever existed to prove his wife is wrong about him being gay

 

[Napelynn]

An alchemist created the spring of life because he kept getting papercuts

 

[Draconite]

A man once swims between two continents because his mother told him he swims like a fish

 

[Napelynn]

Long, long ago, some guy built the world tree by hand with 2 x 4s because he hated birds and didn't like that their nests were so close to the ground, and therefore close to him.