Kudzu, the Invasive piece of crap

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Kudzu is a bastard of a parasite plant. This is just a rant about this plant. Kudzu, shown in this picture is an invasive vine species that I personally think is beautiful. However, no one can get rid of it. It has overtaken entire forests to make them look like this. Now, don't think that this is some kill the Kudzu or protect the forest kind of rant. No, this is me giving my thoughts on the plant because I woke up today and felt particularly pissed about Kudzu. To start off, no one actually knows how it got to the Americas when it is indigenous to Asia. There are a lot of guesses about how it got to America but no one knows for certain. One of the more popular reasons is that the English brought it with them as a tea plant. This makes a lot of sense to me as Kudzu tea is pretty good. I don't personally know if this is a big problem for the English as well but I'm sure it is. Though this plant is so invasive that it could be considered bioterrorism if you plant it in someone else's yard. Hell, it could be considered bioterrorism if you planted it on your property and let it spread out of your control. Though, no one can actually prove anything because it spreads so fast and it's hard to tell where it came from. Kudzu itself created its own vine biome by taking over already stable wooded biomes. I've seen entire houses and left cars be swallowed up by Kudzu over the course of a few years. A scene like that makes for a fairly creepy scene. So for people who want to make a realistic post-apocalypse story where plants can still grow, this shit will be everywhere. As long as no one bothers it and there is something for it to graft to then it will spread. I guess this could even be added to the cool, lesser-used biomes thread. Anyways, that's my rant.
 

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Ah, but it is 100% natural, so it must be good. After all, nature is perfect and humans are the only evil.

On teh other hand, we don’t want anything to threaten our monopoly on deforestation so maybe we should burn everything down.

On a more serious note, does anyone know why we can’t use similar invasive plants that seem to take delight at 1000 times speed to fix our ecological problems? It would not help biodiversity, but on already deforested grounds it would grow much faster than new trees. Presumably they would get to clearing the air up real fast?
 

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Ah, but it is 100% natural, so it must be good. After all, nature is perfect and humans are the only evil.

On teh other hand, we don’t want anything to threaten our monopoly on deforestation so maybe we should burn everything down.

On a more serious note, does anyone know why we can’t use similar invasive plants that seem to take delight at 1000 times speed to fix our ecological problems? It would not help biodiversity, but on already deforested grounds it would grow much faster than new trees. Presumably they would get to clearing the air up real fast?
Nature isn't always good for nature. It's a parasite so it just kills off the plants that are already working to help our ecological problem and usually doesn't do even a small percentage of what the trees were doing before. It's just not good.
At least it won't hurt you like Heracleum.
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Took me and several neighbors ten years to kill of our kudzu. Shitty housing developer thought it'd look better than an oak forest.
That sucks. I grew up around it all the time as a kid so I would take as much of it as I could to make teas and broths out of. Though we could never get rid of it.
 

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Ah, but it is 100% natural, so it must be good. After all, nature is perfect and humans are the only evil.
Well, it was humans who brought it to an ecosystem that wasn't prepared for it, so yes, it is the humans' fault indeed. In nature it would take it much much longer to get there, if ever, and the adaptation process would be more organic.
It's like that story of one cat that was let loose on an Australian island.
On a more serious note, does anyone know why we can’t use similar invasive plants that seem to take delight at 1000 times speed to fix our ecological problems? It would not help biodiversity, but on already deforested grounds it would grow much faster than new trees. Presumably they would get to clearing the air up real fast?
I am no biologist, but vines are parasitic plants, irrc.
Besides, even if it wasn't so, planting a plant that will almost certainly go out of control and take decades to get rid of seems like a pretty desperate/lazy/leave-it-to-the-future-me to solve idea. This kind of thinking was what led humanity to the ecological crisis of the now.
 

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my first impression was 'that's pretty' then you stated its beauty and i'm like yeah at least this isn't a full dis... vaguely recall hearing 'bout kudzu, never knew you could make tea from it. maybe the answer is to start a gardening slash beverage business.... people pay u to cut this shit out, you brew, bottle and sell, marketing it as environmentally-friendly tea == DOUBLE PROFIT

hmmm good story element, vine that grows so fast it strangles folk and animals too slow to escape, and then sucks sustenance from their corpses. change the color, make it purple or crimson or blue, and add a soporific effect to the vines themselves, so maybe they keep their food alive and breathing but comatose while slowly consuming them, maybe even growing roots into their bodies... and then you get an entire area of many leagues covered with this shit, entire castles and cities consumed... whacky, and beautiful.
 

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vine that grows so fast it strangles folk and animals too slow to escape, and then sucks sustenance from their corpses. change the color, make it purple or crimson or blue
If it consumes flesh, I don't think it will affect the coloration of the leaves, unless it stops photosynthesising.
 

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Now imagine that it's purple.
PURPLEkudzu_invasive.jpg

That's the setting of one of Ai-chan's planets. The plants have evolved to reject red light, so everything looks purple.

Paradise World of Avis Nin​


Purple. That is what one would describe it if one were to look at it from space. At first glance, it appears as if the planet consists of 86% landmass, with the largest open body of water located in the southern pole of the planet. In reality, the planet consists of 93% water, with thick vegetation suspended above the water's surface on large roots. While it is considered a shrine world or a tomb world (depending on who your ask) by many spacefaring civilizations of this sector, it is neither monitored nor patrolled. Most races of this sector avoid it mostly due to superstition about the trees eating people. In reality, they were not eaten, but attacked by the native races who have lost the ability to build spaceships to leave the planet.

Geography​


At first glance, it appears as if 86% of the planet is made up of a massive supercontinent covered in purple-like flora. When you land, you will still think that is the case. It's when you fall through the many holes dotting the land that you realize you're walking on not land, but roots suspended above a sea of water. There is one major landmass with many smaller islands underneath all the roots, unseen unless one were to cut through the undergrowth. If one were to remove all vegetation, one would see that the whole planet is 93% water.


Fauna & Flora​


86% of the planet's surface is covered in purple-leaved plants. The entire flora ecosystem of the planet consists of only a few species, each can be traced back to a 'mother tree' somewhere on the planet. While survival of the plants does not depend on the survival of the 'mother', each plant is genetically similar to its 'mother' regardless of where in the world they are found. In some species, they are linked to their 'mother' through a root system that functions similar to a centralized nerve system. The Purple Mangrove as the humans call it is the most common of all the trees found here. Their main roots are long and strong, punching deep through the bottom of the sea to provide a central structure from which all other plants exist. Each tree is suspended above or on the surface of the water by the main root that can be longer and larger than even its own trunk. The Purple Mangrove has numerous aerial roots, always intersecting and intertwining other roots, creating a false land that is thick and strong enough to easily take the landing of a 1000 tonne spaceship without any significant bending.



Natural Resources​


The planet's primary natural resource is its water, of which 93% of the surface is made out of. It also has an extensive supply of deuterium in its sea. This allows it to resupply starships easily if they have one, but the natives have none. In the millenias that they lost their only spaceship, they were unable to mine through the water and therefore has no source of iron or other minerals that other planets enjoy. The Avisian Ambrosia is the heartwood of an Avisian Cypress. Unlike Earth Cypress, the Avisian Cypress does not shrink and dry out as it grows old. The heartwood softens when exposed to pure hydrogen, allowing it to be cut into slices which can be eaten as a salad. It has the ability to mend wounds and fix broken bones almost instantly. The Avisian Spice is a powder made from the sap of an Avisian Willow. They are freshwater trees that can only be found growing on the continent or on top of Mangroves. When mixed into alcohol, they are called the Fountain of Life, which is highly sought after for its ability to reverse aging and increase cellular regeneration.


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The Immortal Land, Tomb of the Forgotten, The Verdant Sea

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Kudzu is a bastard of a parasite plant. This is just a rant about this plant. Kudzu, shown in this picture is an invasive vine species that I personally think is beautiful. However, no one can get rid of it. It has overtaken entire forests to make them look like this. Now, don't think that this is some kill the Kudzu or protect the forest kind of rant. No, this is me giving my thoughts on the plant because I woke up today and felt particularly pissed about Kudzu. To start off, no one actually knows how it got to the Americas when it is indigenous to Asia. There are a lot of guesses about how it got to America but no one knows for certain. One of the more popular reasons is that the English brought it with them as a tea plant. This makes a lot of sense to me as Kudzu tea is pretty good. I don't personally know if this is a big problem for the English as well but I'm sure it is. Though this plant is so invasive that it could be considered bioterrorism if you plant it in someone else's yard. Hell, it could be considered bioterrorism if you planted it on your property and let it spread out of your control. Though, no one can actually prove anything because it spreads so fast and it's hard to tell where it came from. Kudzu itself created its own vine biome by taking over already stable wooded biomes. I've seen entire houses and left cars be swallowed up by Kudzu over the course of a few years. A scene like that makes for a fairly creepy scene. So for people who want to make a realistic post-apocalypse story where plants can still grow, this shit will be everywhere. As long as no one bothers it and there is something for it to graft to then it will spread. I guess this could even be added to the cool, lesser-used biomes thread. Anyways, that's my rant.
True, I've seen kudzu far too much.
On an unrelated note, that gives me a story idea. Thanks
 

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Now imagine that it's purple.
View attachment 13508
That's the setting of one of Ai-chan's planets. The plants have evolved to reject red light, so everything looks purple.

Paradise World of Avis Nin​


Purple. That is what one would describe it if one were to look at it from space. At first glance, it appears as if the planet consists of 86% landmass, with the largest open body of water located in the southern pole of the planet. In reality, the planet consists of 93% water, with thick vegetation suspended above the water's surface on large roots. While it is considered a shrine world or a tomb world (depending on who your ask) by many spacefaring civilizations of this sector, it is neither monitored nor patrolled. Most races of this sector avoid it mostly due to superstition about the trees eating people. In reality, they were not eaten, but attacked by the native races who have lost the ability to build spaceships to leave the planet.

Geography​


At first glance, it appears as if 86% of the planet is made up of a massive supercontinent covered in purple-like flora. When you land, you will still think that is the case. It's when you fall through the many holes dotting the land that you realize you're walking on not land, but roots suspended above a sea of water. There is one major landmass with many smaller islands underneath all the roots, unseen unless one were to cut through the undergrowth. If one were to remove all vegetation, one would see that the whole planet is 93% water.


Fauna & Flora​


86% of the planet's surface is covered in purple-leaved plants. The entire flora ecosystem of the planet consists of only a few species, each can be traced back to a 'mother tree' somewhere on the planet. While survival of the plants does not depend on the survival of the 'mother', each plant is genetically similar to its 'mother' regardless of where in the world they are found. In some species, they are linked to their 'mother' through a root system that functions similar to a centralized nerve system. The Purple Mangrove as the humans call it is the most common of all the trees found here. Their main roots are long and strong, punching deep through the bottom of the sea to provide a central structure from which all other plants exist. Each tree is suspended above or on the surface of the water by the main root that can be longer and larger than even its own trunk. The Purple Mangrove has numerous aerial roots, always intersecting and intertwining other roots, creating a false land that is thick and strong enough to easily take the landing of a 1000 tonne spaceship without any significant bending.



Natural Resources​


The planet's primary natural resource is its water, of which 93% of the surface is made out of. It also has an extensive supply of deuterium in its sea. This allows it to resupply starships easily if they have one, but the natives have none. In the millenias that they lost their only spaceship, they were unable to mine through the water and therefore has no source of iron or other minerals that other planets enjoy. The Avisian Ambrosia is the heartwood of an Avisian Cypress. Unlike Earth Cypress, the Avisian Cypress does not shrink and dry out as it grows old. The heartwood softens when exposed to pure hydrogen, allowing it to be cut into slices which can be eaten as a salad. It has the ability to mend wounds and fix broken bones almost instantly. The Avisian Spice is a powder made from the sap of an Avisian Willow. They are freshwater trees that can only be found growing on the continent or on top of Mangroves. When mixed into alcohol, they are called the Fountain of Life, which is highly sought after for its ability to reverse aging and increase cellular regeneration.


Alternative Name(s)

The Immortal Land, Tomb of the Forgotten, The Verdant Sea

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Planet
I'm more interested in the natives. Since they have been stuck for millennia, I imagine this means they don't remember space-traveling beyond butchered myths. So, how many different countries/factions? What kind of governments? Is it all Tribal, or is it Feudal? Democratic? You didn't really say anything much about the natives.
 

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I'm more interested in the natives. Since they have been stuck for millennia, I imagine this means they don't remember space-traveling beyond butchered myths. So, how many different countries/factions? What kind of governments? Is it all Tribal, or is it Feudal? Democratic? You didn't really say anything much about the natives.
The entry was supposed to be a general travel catalogue that the protagonists picked up during a regular trade. But the natives have indeed been stuck for so long that despite having many bodies of starships from ill-fated explorers, they couldn't operate them. There are only 2 major tribes, that are considered to be leaders of the natives. These people were descended from the first crashed survivors from millenias ago. Centuries earlier, the crashed survivors managed to steal ships from landed explorers and used them to escape the planet. So the remainders are all savages who doesn't understand how to operate spaceships even if they have them perfectly intact.
 
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On a more serious note, does anyone know why we can’t use similar invasive plants that seem to take delight at 1000 times speed to fix our ecological problems? It would not help biodiversity, but on already deforested grounds it would grow much faster than new trees. Presumably they would get to clearing the air up real fast?
in 1935, as dust storms damaged the prairies, Congress declared war on soil erosion and enlisted kudzu as a primary weapon.


interestingly, it is invasive but still weak against a few goats, the power of "narrative" persuasion and the history + myth making around it is very cool.

"the vine that ate the South"
 
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