Aijikan
Active member
- Joined
- Jul 30, 2024
- Messages
- 188
- Points
- 43
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
-They don’t have the guts.
2. What do you call fake spaghetti?
-An impasta!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
-Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
-Sofishticated.
5. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
-They’d crack each other up.
6. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
-Because they’re shellfish!
7. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
-In case he got a hole in one.
8. What did one wall say to the other wall?
-I’ll meet you at the corner.
9. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
-Because it was two-tired!
10. Why did the coffee file a police report?
-It got mugged.
-They don’t have the guts.
2. What do you call fake spaghetti?
-An impasta!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
-Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
-Sofishticated.
5. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
-They’d crack each other up.
6. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
-Because they’re shellfish!
7. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
-In case he got a hole in one.
8. What did one wall say to the other wall?
-I’ll meet you at the corner.
9. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
-Because it was two-tired!
10. Why did the coffee file a police report?
-It got mugged.
