D
Deleted member 68927
Guest
(So, I really like HonestAds and figured I could make a small honest ad for my victims... I mean masochists, no, this time I will get it right: readers! (That was the politically correct way to describe them, right?))
In a small peninsula which most Europeans wish was a part of Africa, in a small country, which most Europeans wish was still in Asia, in a small town, where the people have the delusion that the first ruler stuck his sword in the mud, even though it is pretty far away from the Danube, lives a sleep-deprived chocolate addict.
For the past three years, this sadist, who calls herself doravg, has been selling souls to the Devil... I mean, has been writing BL romance novels. (And three hetero stories with zero smut, but who reads them?)
Sure, you can find better written stories, which haven't been touched by Dora's dyslexia, but something calls you to the 100+ story big collection of word vomit. Why, when you could have paid for Kindle Unlimited or just downloaded the readfy apk, is one of the greatest mysteries in life.
But you are not searching for bestsellers or something that can make you think, no. You want BL Junk Food Novels. And just like Junk Food, Dora knows how to hook you up.
Introducing: Attractive Gay Main Characters who behave like women! Wish fulfillment such as fat characters ending slim, cheap humor, which is not funny, but will still make you giggle with how absurd it is.
Sure, you pay this hermit with something you will never get back, your time and nerves, but you get sweet oblivion in return because... the chapters are tiny.
So, before you start thinking about whatever or not you should spend some time with your loved ones, your pets, or your pet rocks which you worship in secret, why don't you read the first chapter? Just the first...
I have been Dora, by the way.
In a small peninsula which most Europeans wish was a part of Africa, in a small country, which most Europeans wish was still in Asia, in a small town, where the people have the delusion that the first ruler stuck his sword in the mud, even though it is pretty far away from the Danube, lives a sleep-deprived chocolate addict.
For the past three years, this sadist, who calls herself doravg, has been selling souls to the Devil... I mean, has been writing BL romance novels. (And three hetero stories with zero smut, but who reads them?)
Sure, you can find better written stories, which haven't been touched by Dora's dyslexia, but something calls you to the 100+ story big collection of word vomit. Why, when you could have paid for Kindle Unlimited or just downloaded the readfy apk, is one of the greatest mysteries in life.
But you are not searching for bestsellers or something that can make you think, no. You want BL Junk Food Novels. And just like Junk Food, Dora knows how to hook you up.
Introducing: Attractive Gay Main Characters who behave like women! Wish fulfillment such as fat characters ending slim, cheap humor, which is not funny, but will still make you giggle with how absurd it is.
Sure, you pay this hermit with something you will never get back, your time and nerves, but you get sweet oblivion in return because... the chapters are tiny.
So, before you start thinking about whatever or not you should spend some time with your loved ones, your pets, or your pet rocks which you worship in secret, why don't you read the first chapter? Just the first...
I have been Dora, by the way.
