Ideas for famous first words for walking into a new world/realm/dimension

[ConansWitchBaby]

We all know the moon landing and the first words recited by worlds greatest baritone player, Neil Armstrong. I now got the idea to just ask you guys on the internet what to say.

The thing is that my MC figured out how to create a portal to a world of magic and he's been ruminating on what to say for about a week. He's now getting a bit angsty because, you know, an entire planet is right there. In his basement. He kind of wants to go ape-shit and bask in the glory of this accomplishment. Not being able to think straight he figures to simply ask on forums like Reddit, 4chan, LetsSellPorntoKidsRoad, etc. And spend the time making preparations. I figure that this might be a bit more of an organic approach than making the MC be Chad Mc'thundercock and have a few paragraphs of exposition on how he can come up with perfect words for the occasion. Or better than giving a small quip and pulling out from nowhere in the narration.

I'm thinking:

"No memes. Just say what comes to the hear-," a pause, "aren't these technically my first words? FUCK?!"

With this I wanted to convey is anxiousness at the historic situation.

He will of course eventually realize that as the only one there and actively recording, he can jot down whatever he feels like after the fact.

 

[BigBadBoi]

Do it with the most obnxious and irony poisoned way possible like it's a marvel script.
"I can't believe I went to an isekai! Time to find hot big titty elf waifus and catgirls that those fat sweaty nerds obsess about."
or the classic
"Well, that just happened." *laughtrack noises
The first mistake your MC did was ask r*ddit
You can also go for the classic marvel script
"That sounded way better in my head" *laughtrack

 

[LesserCodex]

My first words are very simple.

Walks into the new world with a shotgun, "Alright where's your Hitler, don't try and bullshit me cuz there's gotta be one somewhere, just point me to the nearest art school and I'll nip this problem in the bud for ya."

Either that or. "Where are the milfs at?" Honestly, both are pretty good.

 

[MasterY001]

Why would anybody ask Reddit for advice on literally ANYTHING!? That was already a huge mistake, even for a comedic incel MC.

I would say something simple like: "I knew the grass would be greener on the other side."

 

[Kigol]

if they spawn next to someone you could always hit the "ehh whats up doc"
or
"i wouldnt have did my taxes if i knew this would happen"

 

[John_Owl]

"Well, that just happened." *laughtrack noises

Go on step further into meta.

"Well, that just happened. I can add a laughtrack here in post when I recreate this"

 

[Plantorsomething]

All of the preparation leaves his mind and he goes silent for a solid minute before saying “It’s beautiful”. Would make a nice juxtaposition and add a small extra layer to the character.
In character as a redditor, I’d say “We promise to be gentle when colonizing you”, “Holy shit“, “Take me to your leader” or “I come in peace”

 

[gaylolis]

hmm

perhaps it's more appropriate if the MC ends up having to do this a lot

 

[RainingFish]

I'm not so good at this type of thing, but I'll give it a shot anyway.
"All good things start at the beginning."
"The future starts now."
"Come in peace or leave in pieces"
"Basement dweller has taken on an all new meanings."
Or if he wants to be self-deprecating, maybe something like...
"One small step for a weeb, one giant leap for weeb kind."

 

[DeepWater]

First we mine. Then we craft.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

"F#ck I can't breath"