I will make the most offensive book (Resolved - The Book already came out check thread)

[Ymadthepirate]

The characters will cuss, say slurs, there will be jokes about everything and everyone and I already made the first four - five chapters of it so who's ready to be offended

 

[greyblob]

no one cares bud

 

[Deeprotsorcerer]

Ben Shapiro's True Allegiance already exists.

 

[Ymadthepirate]

Ben Shapiro's True Allegiance already exists.

Yes but it'll be offensive to everyone

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I'm too busy being careful.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Just make sure you ask somewhere in the book the reader to define what a woman is.

 

[T.K._Paradox]

Ben Shapiro's True Allegiance already exists.

It is like some one watched 'American Sniper' and made a self insert character based off the wanked version of Chris Kyle presented in the movie.

 

[Deleted member 57675]

Edgy teensy stage must be.

 

[SakeVision]

No, that's the thing

you see

you can only be truly offensive if you don't meant to. if you actually present what you believe are truths, in internally consistent worldview, that's what rills them up
if you're just roleplaying whatever boogeyman you imagine to be offensive, it will be silly

 

[ModernGold7ne]

The characters will cuss, say slurs, there will be jokes about everything and everyone and I already made the first four - five chapters of it so who's ready to be offended

That's not offensive, it just sounds like comedy.

 

[RavenRunes]

Just describe everyone using food descriptions and you'll offend literally everyone in one sentence. No need for whole book.

 

[Lloyd]

The characters will cuss, say slurs, there will be jokes about everything and everyone and I already made the first four - five chapters of it so who's ready to be offended

I could do a way better job just writing normally.

 

[BenJepheneT]

"ay yo guys I'm gonna say something so FOUL and OFFENSIVE with SLURS and CUSS words that it's gonna offend ALL the RACES bro TRUST ME it's gonna be SO BAD-"

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"gay people kinda shit and gross ngl"

"crackers rate rap music too high it's pretty mid"

"the boys comic is better than the show"

"AOT overrated tbh"

 

[Amok]

like imagine a mini nuke in your brain and like eat it grandma its healthy its toe and you know i think if you really apply yourself to it then the whole aspect of anthropocide becomes quite simple really just find the right bacterium and wipe the slate clean, i mean you wont be god but fuck yaknow youll be eating a lot of free baked beans youknow what i mean i mean look at me i have the inherent ability to arrange lights in a pattern so that they can be understood due to mutual indoctrination into audio-symbol cult of language that bounds the human mind in a web of limitations. but dont listen to me im just a parasite

 

[Ymadthepirate]

like imagine a mini nuke in your brain and like eat it grandma its healthy its toe and you know i think if you really apply yourself to it then the whole aspect of anthropocide becomes quite simple really just find the right bacterium and wipe the slate clean, i mean you wont be god but fuck yaknow youll be eating a lot of free baked beans youknow what i mean i mean look at me i have the inherent ability to arrange lights in a pattern so that they can be understood due to mutual indoctrination into audio-symbol cult of language that bounds the human mind in a web of limitations. but dont listen to me im just a parasite

Huh?

 

[greyblob]

"ay yo guys I'm gonna say something so FOUL and OFFENSIVE with SLURS and CUSS words that it's gonna offend ALL the RACES bro TRUST ME it's gonna be SO BAD-"

---

"gay people kinda shit and gross ngl"

"crackers rate rap music too high it's pretty mid"

"the boys comic is better than the show"

"AOT overrated tbh"

despite

 

[BenJepheneT]

despite

 

[Ninini]

Cumdump

 

[georgelee5786]

Edgy teensy stage must be.

Well, he is 15, so most likely.

 

[Ymadthepirate]

Well, he is 15, so most likely.

I am an edgy fuck