I will judge your shovels

[Iloveshovels]

Send me shovels, and as a professional in the field, I’ll rate them from plastic spoon to SHOVEL

 

[Notadate]

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[BernKatstel]

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[ThrillingHuman]

?

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

[------D

 

[Iloveshovels]

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-9999 / 10

Thats not even a real shovel. Nota’s image is almost better than yours. Almost.

Final rating: Not a real shovel.

 

[Iloveshovels]

[------D

Same response

 

[Iloveshovels]

?

That’s at least a emoji

 

[Iloveshovels]

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Please, please destroy this image from your hard drive. It brings me physical pain. It would snap at any amount of force put onto it during actaul digging.

Sand scooper with lead poisoning paint / 10

 

[BernKatstel]

Such a picky shovel connoisseur

 

[Deleted member 84247]

 

[J_Chemist]

Behold.

 

[Iloveshovels]

Such a picky shovel connoisseur

One must keep up their standards.

 

[Iloveshovels]

Edgy and seems to be impractical. If you look at its head, it seems to be crumbling and/or dull. It also seems to not have a tip, which allows it to stab into the soil, and doesn't seem to have a curve. That wouldn't be a problem normally, but a shovel must at least have a small amount of curve. If not, then its a hunk of metal.

Better as a pickaxe and or axe then a club / 10

 

[Iloveshovels]

Behold.

Classy, but actually a impractical shovel shaft.

Classic, but prefer a straight shaft, but do not mind the back handle / 10

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Edgy and seems to be impractical. If you look at its head, it seems to be crumbling and/or dull. It also seems to not have a tip, which allows it to stab into the soil, and doesn't seem to have a curve. That wouldn't be a problem normally, but a shovel must at least have a small amount of curve. If not, then its a hunk of metal.

Better as a pickaxe and or axe then a club / 10

Classy, but actually a impractical shovel shaft.

Classic, but prefer a straight shaft, but do not mind the back handle / 10

You must like the boring shovels.

 

[Notadate]

Please, please destroy this image from your hard drive. It brings me physical pain. It would snap at any amount of force put onto it during actaul digging.

Sand scooper with lead poisoning paint / 10

Naw. Nuh uh. NADA WADA. Best shovel EVER!

 

[Iloveshovels]

You must like the boring shovels.

I am a fan of cool shovels, but they must be firstly, practical, cool is secondary. If a shovel can not shovel, then it ain't a shovel. The one you sent me is cool, but, it is not a shovel. It does not have at least one quality of a shovel.

 

[CSDestroyer]

The protagonist's shovel from my current story, it's named "Shov-ar".

Magically-enchanted shovel that has the same use case as a netherite hoe from Minecraft. It can dig through anything non-living. Useless against plant roots. Very useful against rocks.

 

[Iloveshovels]

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The protagonist's shovel from my current story, it's named "Shov-ar".

Magically-enchanted shovel that has the same use case as a netherite hoe from Minecraft. It can dig through anything non-living. Useless against plant roots. Very useful against rocks.

May be a butter-a-nator to all unliving, but weight is still a thing.

Decent, better than most shovels. Can be done with magic though / 10